Oral sex

[Richie1976]

Two OAP's having oral sex. He says, 'I can't stay down there, it stinks.'
She says, 'It's my arthritis.'
'What in your f*nny?'
'No in my arm, I can't wipe my a*se.'

[Ice-Maiden]

Shut up Richie!

[Richie1976]

Why don't you take your friendly self back to talking about tanks?!

[Ice-Maiden]

Bless you Richie - I might do. More interesting.

[Richie1976]

For you maybe.

[Ice-Maiden]

I'm not being nasty to you - but the joke's an old one.

[bill preston]

without getting into an argument with anybody, i have never heard this joke and found it very funny.

please dont think i am taking sides i just wanted to say that not all jokes have been heard before.

many thanks
bill

[Wellard]

Very Good, Richie

[Panic Button]

I feel sick

[smudge]

I've not heard that one before either & thought it was funny too.

[China Doll]

I don't get it.

[confusedpete]

briliant, that's a real stinker, aaaarrgghhh.

[fluffykitten]

sod off u misers!! its funny, if u dont like it, F**uck off

[China Doll]

But I still don't get it! :0(

[Kromovaracun]

Neither do I. I'm not sure I want to though - I'm still trying to deal with the mental image...

[China Doll]

Think Dot Cotton and David Jason.

Does that help with the mental image?

[Kromovaracun]

CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna have to go without frickin' sleep for a week...

[China Doll]

Do you need a hug?

[Kromovaracun]

Depends. Do you think you can squeeze my brain out of my ears?

[China Doll]

I'm only 5'6 and not built like a sumo wrestler so I guess not, sorry!

Right, I'm off out for dinner and to stare at OAPs and let my mind wonder....