We're going to a fancy dress party a week tomorrow and because it was meant to be a Halloween party but its a bit late, the theme for the costumes is 'scary'. Apparently our host is going as Harold Shipman, so that gives us an idea (and the thought that this isn't going to be a tasteful party!) but now we're stumped as to what we can go as, and also what we can buy in little over a week as a costume. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated - thanks.
You could go as Peter Andre and Katie Price and scare everyone with your OTT simulated sofa loving and self-centred hype. You could even threaten everyone with a new series of your Sh!te Show (sic) or the release of another book about how you really they love each other, every day and twice on Sundays.
Although people might start to feel sick and have to leave early.
I read recently in a celeb magazine that someone had gone to a fancy dress party dresses as dead diana, complete with steering wheel round her neck, totally disrespectful, but if Harold Shipman is allowed to the party it's worth a thought.........