I`ve just found out that my boyfriend is gay

[spottychops]

What shall i do? he still wants to live with me and his new boyfriend!! and they asked for special nights in together

really confused

[Pippa68]

Christ..and people wonder why this country is going to the dogs!

My son is upstairs watching a DVD.

''Debbie Does Dallas'' apparently ~ all about cheerleader trials.

[velvet lady]

perhaps hes gay? thats why!!

[Pippa68]

No he isn't gay. Although he does have a very nice friend called Sheridan.

They spend all day in his room 'ooohing' and 'ahhhing' over marbles.

[velvet lady]

how old is he to be playing in his room? nowt wrong with being gay!!!!

[Pippa68]

Nothing wrong with being gay. He just isn't!

He is 16 and always plays in his room, the little treasure. We also play charades at 6.30 sharp every evening, and I spend the evening knitting him fairisle sweaters.

[velvet lady]

blimy!!!! where do u live, land of liars? poor son of yours!!!! u have a spotty chops imagination!!!! funny lady

[cazzz1975]

anything like my house its cribbage at 6, charades at 7 and a big suspicious milky drink at 8, the we sing songs until we fall asleep

[velvet lady]

n night all, off to get some beauty sleep b4 work in a few hrs

cyas

[Pippa68]

How very dare you call me a liar.

The only imagination I have is for thinking up games for my children to play.

I am off to settle Edward off to sleep with a breastfeed and a quick go of the harp.

[Louisa 69]

lol Cazzz can i have the recipe for the suspicious milky drink :))

[cazzz1975]

its a drink made for me by the man of the house, apparently a secret recipe....

[Louisa 69]

lol pippa i just snorted voddie and coke down my nose reading that :))

[Pippa68]

I do apologise, Louisa.

Do you not like the harp? :o)

[Imp y Celyn]

debbie does dallas?

not as good as dolly does dyfed

[Mandamoo]

omg... I just scanned the whole of this. Deary me... lol

[China Doll]

Any chance of leaving the dolls out of it?

[Louisa 69]

oh yes i love the harp, i was just thinking of "bitty" off little britain :))

[Imp y Celyn]

no dolls. it was made by my mate gareth. dolly was a bit ropey mind. though admittedly she appeared to be quite adventurous.

[China Doll]

I'm so glad that I thought I'd attempt to give this the benefit of the doubt and play nicely for a change in my answers. Ho hum, better stick to my normal cynic nature in future.