Bunging Yourself Up

[Gio Van B]

I'm going to T In The Park this weekend and would like to avoid the portaloos. What's the best way to do this ?

[becks]

There isn't and you shouldn't hold it in you'll only give yourself a tummy ache. be brave and don't drink too much!

[becks]

oh and don't eat a curry or anything the night before!!

[Tat]

get a grip! using a skanky loo for 2 days won't kill you! just remember to bhring your own paper. it's all part of the experience...

[andy hughes]

Make sure you go as often as you can before you get there. Watch what you eat and drink, and if the loos are that bad, make sure you have a supply of plastic carrier bags, and loo roll (and some wet wipes, in case!) and find a secluded spot away from the public areas, but please dispose of your bag thoughtfully.

[jills]

buy the biggest size nappy and wear it!(well, ask a silly question...)

[tartanwiz]

Do NOT take anti-runs medicines like kaolin & morphine mixture. You'll only end up with constipation and you will pass 'sinkers'. The advice given above sounds sound to me. Take soap / disinfectant with you and toilet paper.

[bluedolphin]

Rather than bung urself up how about cleaning urself out....take a good laxative before the event..give urself 24hours to let it run thru .....and then head off for the park...that should see u thru for the majority of the event...as well as the above comments....quite a few people take laxatives before going abroad on holidays....saves the worry of q's in the aeroplane/airports/bus connections to the destination.

[omblod]

Rice Crispies - I've spelt it wrong to avoid being sued by a certain multinational...

[jakesi]

If you have to use the loo's,take some vicks vapour rub, and put a little, and I mean little bit on the end of your nose. That should disguise any offending smell.