Oh god got bored

[kp nonuts]

On chatter bank any body or soul want to talk to me on here, any news update about the one that wanted to suicide himself and red are you around at the moment with your charavan of lurve.

[Aprilis]

I answered on your CB thread Knobby, so did Dot.

[kp nonuts]

Oh sorry apes did not see that how are you my little speacial little flower blowing gently in the wind so daintilly.
Have not seen you on here for a while hope everthing is col with you.
Oh god i will have to stop talking like this as I will get a reputation on here
Oh well am I bovvered

[Aprilis]

Awww...Knobby. I won't tell anyone you've been a softie, lol.

[Aprilis]

I'm fine oh nutless one. Tis true I wasn't around on AB for a while but I'm back now.

[REDHEAD24]

oi lover thnak u im back been to cambridge tonitefor a 5oth brithday party god what a bore ,took us an hour and 40 to get there and all the men were ugly , short and old or all three so dam this life

[kp nonuts]

hya red how you fdanglinggthen

[REDHEAD24]

u know wat im actually very fed up ! i have no boyfriend in my life and tongiht i would rather have been wined and dined by some ****** young man instead of at a 50th smiling at people i didnt know when i felt so miserable inside , i need a man lol i want some excitement

anyway enoough about me how the devil are u ?? x

[REDHEAD24]

meant to say
s p
unky

[kp nonuts]

Good my man very good red am getting married to lippy on here next may and having a stag do in malorca in the first week of may next year and legend is going to be there and would love you to be there as well.
so come on then red have layed down the guantllet to you once again.
Whe can get the gatwick flyer together cant we.

[REDHEAD24]

lol only if we can have a pre wedding s h a g ? x

[Aprilis]

Good grief, I'm outta here. I'm not playing gooseberry to you two, lol!

[Aprilis]

...unless......Nah, forget it!

[REDHEAD24]

lmao aprillis x

[Aprilis]

I think Knobby has fainted Redhead, lol!

[REDHEAD24]

lol i agree - all talk no action sadly like all the "men" in my life - oh well back to speed dating for me lol