Secret Santa - HELP!!

[ChirpyKez]

I have been allocated my sisters fiance in our family's secret santa for this year. The budget is only a fiver - what the heck can I buy him! It has to be something humourous I guess? He's a footie fan, like's cars, Jack Daniels....a regular bloke! Any ideas?!!!

[taliesin238]

Which team does he support? You could always get him some kind of gift to do with his team. How about an electronic sudoku,or if your really introuble maybe a �5 gift voucher for Homebase, boots, Marks n Sparks or maybe Halfords if they do them. If its like the secret santa I have, then the person who receives the presents do not know who the present is from. Hope that helps a little. OOhhh i love secret santas!!

[taliesin238]

Argos sell lovely and resonable Jack Daniels gift sets, check them out in the catalouge!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Most footie fans I've ever known've had a good sense of humour. I went on the internet last year and typed in something like: funny & unusual gifts - and although I can't remember the name of the place I found, I ended up buying some soaps which were less than a fiver each. On one side, it said: "Face", and the other said : "@rse".
Depending on how this'd be received by the recipient, there were loads of little fun gifts like this. Practical, but funny as well.

[banjobabe]

Hey Chirpy,

Pop into Ann Summers I'm sure you'll find something.

BB xx

[ChirpyKez]

Cheers guys - he's a Liverpool fan if it helps!

[annie0000]

What about this:

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3321726 /Slingshot-Flying-Monkey/Product.html

[Lucy Thomas]

He like's cars. Let's hope someone buys you a dictionary.

[ChirpyKez]

What's your problem!? Get a life! If you aint got something nice to say ****** off! Sorry, 'aint' probably is not in a dictionary.....

[sharkie]

Does he have a computer? I saw a cool pressie in Tesco, it was a little USB lava lamp

[Lucy Thomas]

Excuse me. You say to me, 'if you've got nothing nice to say', presumably to be followed by, 'say nothing', then you tell me to ****** off.

Don't you think that is a little bit hypocritical.

[Jillius]

www.yellowmoon.org.uk
great little football puzzle. I got it for someone last year and he loved it. Just type in football puzzle

[ChirpyKez]

To the person who has nothing to say yet can't halp looking at this thread....no i don't think I am hypocritical....I just don't get why people such as you leave such pointless answers, so again...sod off will ya!
Thanks to all those who have suggested stuff, you've been very helpfull!

[4getmenot]

Ice Maiden how freaky I bought that soap last year!! :-) and chirpy nice to see you have met Lucy the AB dictionary

[ChirpyKez]

Yes..it's been such a pleasure!

[pug100]

Hi Chirpy,
Some websites that sell cool guy stuff are Firebox

http://www.firebox.com/

I Want One of Those

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/

Mens gift shop

http://www.mensgiftshop.com/

Alternatively try HMV or Play.com for bargains in the 4.99 dvd cd sections. WH Smiths will have loads of books esp. humour under �5. Happy shopping.

[hugnie21]

Debenhams do some great little sets like a mini JD bottle and mini hip flask.

[curiosity]

Theres a great photo snow globe for �5 in Hawkins Bazaar in town (if you have one) or online, you can check highstreet stroe stock online also. I know he's a bloke but you could put a funny photo in it, we bought one at work for a colleague and not one person didn't like it.

[alijangra]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Control-a-Woman-Joke-Rem ote-Control_W0QQitemZ150193369542QQihZ005QQcat egoryZ123859QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewI tem