confession time in the ab

[unrulyjulie]

confession time, right , its time to make your confessions, consider me to be your priest, no matter how outrageous they are, im here to listen i shall begin my name is jules and ..................................................... i hate brussel sprouts with a passion , i would rather stick a knitting needle in my eye (one of cazzz's and she is knitting a jock strap with it) rather than eat one of the devils Budgie heads! so come on, confess your secrets! i dare ya ! ;-)

[legend758duo]

my name is legend and i hate baldies .

started years ago with an ex of mine .she started me hating baldies as she had distinct dislike of her bro in law

who she used to refer to as a baldy b@stard all the time .

its rubbed off on me and i now find them distasteful and just a little bit creepy too.

ever since i saw gary glitter in that court in cambodia its always the first vision i see after clapping eyes on a baldie

[cazzz1975]

I wore the woolly jock strap... and through pure guilt I had to get rid of it by giving it to my elderly neighbour, who uses it as a bird feeder ...

phew, thanks for that jules, do I have to say some hail mary's or something now??

Im feeling all absolved

[Bewlay Bros]

I once witnessed a man run over a deer and kill it. I pulled up behind him and said I was good friends with the local game keeper and shall take the carcus back to him.

I then took it to my local butcher who gave me �30 and about a dozen best cuts of beautiful fresh venison.

Will I burn in hell?

[Doc Spock]

I am not racist, I just hate all these bl00dy foreigners living here.

[cazzz1975]

what was worse about gary glitter was that he looked hairless, no eyebrows kind of eerie look

[unrulyjulie]

you are all such baaaaaaaad people , im ashamed to aquaint(is that a word in real life?) with you!

[Panic Button]

Wher I used to work I had to carry the duty mobile phone, which we clipped onto our belts.

One day I had to report that it had stopped working, and get a replacement ordered.

What I didn't tell them was that it fell of my belt straight into the toilet.

[Psychick]

I probably have lots to confess but my mind is no longer working since it has been hypnotized by your avatar!

[raysparx1]

I admit to putting a half pound of liver down the back of a sofa in a womans house who had been very abusive to my wife,

[unrulyjulie]

cleversod, hardly a confesion was it??? lol

lol sorry psychick ! rather mesmerising arent i???lol


and raysparx, you already told me that and i do recall having tears rolling down my cheeks as you told the story!:-) happy memories ! X

[raysparx1]

Hello Julie, well it is in writing now, but as for all the other things I did, I will keep quiet if you don't mind, my soul feels cleansed, thank you for that xx

[ELVIS68]

Even though I`m a Spurs fan I couldn`t resist having a small bet on Birmingham yesterday to win 3-0, 3-1 and 3-2

I was p!ssed off Spurs lost but the 66/1 about them losing 3-2 kinda made up for it

[taliesin238]

My name is Taliesin, in an ex goth, a Man city supporter and im welsh!!!!!

[taliesin238]

My name is Taliesin, im an ex goth, a Man city supporter and im welsh!!!!!

[raysparx1]

And you forgot to say you are one of a set of twins, :-)

[Lucy Thomas]

Julie, hardly News of the World stuff is it that you don't like sprouts.

Can't you come up with something a bit more interesting. It is your thread after all.

My name is Lucy and I killed a man. Deliberately