2008...Year of the man......

[tufty7]

Fed up of doing everything for women , I have decided to make this the year of the man, I have told the wife and she has fallen into line after much grumbling , Men are therefore excluded for one lunar year from the following: *Anyform of cleaning , be it manual or mechanical *dishwasher filling and emptying *cooking *anyform of child related problems I am sure you will agree , women need to be taught how to stand on there own feet and this short sharp shock should make them all realise what we as men do for them ...stand firm because they will try to overthrow you ...

what do you all think ?? are there any other laws that need to be included??

[PastaManiac]

Sounds like business as usual.....

[kp nonuts]

Tottaly agree with you tufty and all women should be allowed to see my party trick as well.

[tiggerblue10]

My hair is long enough for you to drag me around the floor.

[PastaManiac]

tigger....don't give in!!!!!!

[cazzzz1975]

I reckon the missus should go on strike and only look after herself and the kids...lets see how long you last

[tiggerblue10]

Oh sorry. I'm letting the side down again.

[tufty7]

Tow the line tigger ..theres a good girl...... take no notice of them butch women who think they can bully you into standing firm .........

[cazzzz1975]

we dont just think it tufty :D

[tiggerblue10]

Do I have to wash your feet as well?

[tufty7]

mm, yes please Tigger , that would be lovely ... Not too rough though I am very ticklish ....... i wouldn't want you taking advantage whilst I am vunerable.... I am glad you are towing the line .... good girl tigger ..... Other girls take note ..this is how you should treat your man !!!

[PastaManiac]

You should only get if you give.....poor mrs tufty

[sense4all]

So you are a slow reader takes you all week to get thro' Nuts!

[tufty7]

MMm yes mrs tufty is in bed asleep , after her hard day running about after me .... I don't really think you girls know just how much us men do for you ....until the boots on the other foot .........

[PastaManiac]

Tell us.......should take a while if what you say is true!

[cazzzz1975]

what do you do for her?

[Bewlay Bros]

I am not in the least bit sexist but would argue it all went down hill after the fairer sex "won" the vote.

Before then, women knew their place in society and regularly beatings taught them respect.

[sense4all]

Shush Spanky!!!! How was the holiday sweetie, did you need the suit?

[tufty7]

I have got to agree with you there Bewlay , Women really don't know they are born now days , they should respect there man , pander to his every need , Its time to pull in the reigns and get them doing what they were intended for , I have had to show mine how to get the top off a bottle tonight , as I said at the time , you would be helpless if i snuffed it ... the year of the man is for all your womens benefit ... it will make you stronger and realise your place in society and the household and you will feel worthy and have more satisfaction in your daily task's .....

[Bewlay Bros]

I wore the suit jacket (a la Jeremy Clarkson) but not the trousers.

The holiday was so good, I am thinking of applying for an American passport!!!

[sense4all]

Did Mrs Tufty get you to think this is your idea ... she is just fed up o' yer interferin'!