Heroin addicts.

[carrust]

My nephew is a recovering heroin addict. At the moment he's taking methadone under supervision at his local chemist. As he's got the dreaded 'flu bug, I've had to pick him up & take him to the chemist myself.
When I got to the shop there were at least 12 druggies outside;arguing, fighting & trying to sponge money off passersby.
My question is: Do you think it's a good idea to take young people who are dabbling in drugs to the chemist's, to see what happens to them if they persist in taking drugs?

[gonzo00]

oooohhh! who took the jam out of your doughnut?

[WaldoMcFroog]

No idea. Who failed to teach you to read properly?

[gonzo00]

your mum! now goand bother someone else you cyberstalker!!

[WaldoMcFroog]

Sorry, I meant 'who attempted and failed to teach you to read'. My mother obviously failed to teach you, but then she's no idea who you are.

[gonzo00]

i didn't give her my name...just gave her twenty quid like all those other guys!
sorry carrust but this anal idiot mc froog seems intent on having the last word so i'll be the gentleman and just let him....i apologise on his behalf for demeaning your otherwise sensible thread.

[WaldoMcFroog]

If your mum lifted her arm - if she could - it would look like she had Bob Marley in a headlock.

[gonzo00]

your mum dosen't have a waist size....she has a postcode!

[WaldoMcFroog]

How would that be useful for determining the size of her waist? Does it translate to hexidecimal?

[gonzo00]

i really don't know...but you didn't have to go and offend the rastafarian community by using one of their best known ambassadors,the late great bob marley, and their religiously significant dreadlock hairstyle as objects of ridicule in your cheap shot at my mums armpits....not to mention your dig at the disabled in the previous post.....you internet nazi!
ps. google earth couldn't even determine your mum's waistsize...ha ha!

[WaldoMcFroog]

That's because it's a program for mapping geographical features in two dimensions, not for taking the dimensions of human beings.

You could use a tape measure. They're traditionally meant to be quite good, being designed for the task n' all.

I apologise for implying your mother couldn't lift her arm. One of her helpers could do it, of course.

[gonzo00]

id bet your mum gets lifted and laid by all of her " helpers"!!!!!!!!

[WaldoMcFroog]

Look, my mother is dead, and has been for over three years. It's highly unlikely anyone is trying to have it off with her, and if they are they're sick puppies. Not least because she's in an urn.

[gonzo00]

guess we're done with the whole mother thing then. i'll be the gentleman and let you have the last word.....over to you sir.

[WaldoMcFroog]

She isn't really.

[gonzo00]

your so low, you could walk under a snake whilst wearing a top hat. how could you jus kill your mother off like that?!

[WaldoMcFroog]

Perhaps I am Jesus. Or possibly I remain unconvinced by any real threat to my mother as a consequence of writing that she is dead when she actually isn't.

Not sure.

Like the snake line. I may nick that.

[gonzo00]

well, if you are jesus then your in the clear cos your mum's a virgin and i'm in the sh*t for all eternity cos i condemned our blessed lady as the ***** of babylon.
ps. could you put a good word in for me with the main man up above ? im off to the doctors in the morning for some test results and could probably do with the help!

[WaldoMcFroog]

I asked him and he said I was an atheist and not Jesus and therefore he wasn't going to pay any attention to me. Sorry.

[jimmy654]

About 30 years ago in the states they tried a program called scared straight where they took a bunch of very troubled high school kids and had them spend a day in jail. 20 years later they did a follow up and just about everybody they were able to track down were in serious trouble. Decide for yourslef. If you really want him to do better I suggest a 12 step program where part of the healing process is to find whtever is inside you that caused you to turn to drugs and confront it.
http://www.12step.com/12steps/step4.html