Itchy eye

[4GS]

Ever had an itchy eye?, not the one you look through but the one that looks down when you're on the toilet? and you cant relieve the itching because everyone in the whole wide world is looking at you so you end up walking like Larry Grayson on a promise?
Embarrassing innit?

[scrotum]

Just be manly about it for gods sake 4gs women love a man who scratches his b*ll*cks in public. scratch away

[4GS]

Other side gravytrain old man, other sied

[funnygirl]

Itchy willy??!!

[4GS]

The brown eye ffs

[4GS]

The one that spells "WOW" when you tattoo "W" on each cheek of your 4rse and bend over

[pussnboots]

Itchy bum could mean you have worms ?????

[Doc Spock]

AH ha I see. ITCHYANUS.

Prefer a kawasaki myself.

[rugeleyboy]

stick a finger in and scratch it!!.............. do you know these onlookers?? ask them to help if they continue staring!!

[Drisgirl]

Same here cos I thought that John was referring to his Japs eye -lol

[Pippa68]

That was me earlier, john.

I was walking round Waitrose with a pained expression on my face, and a walk that inferred 'itchy arse'.

I had to stand with my back towards the conserves and give it a good poke. Good job I was wearing jeans.

[figure]

Puss is right. It's most likely a sign of you having worms.

[Drisgirl]

Aww Pippa -PMSL -thats pure class-good poke -I usually sit down and have a good wriggle.
O see the relief -its almost orgasmic lol

[Pippa68]

Now I know why Mr P has skiddy undercrackers.

Heck, if he can give his bum a good scratch then so can I ;o)

Having an itchy bum isn't necessarily worms. More likely to be piles...or just an itchy ar5e, for goodness sakes!

[tiggerblue10]

You haven't got the beginnings fo a case of piles have you? I've heard they can be a bit itchy.

[Skreecheeboy]

Eating cotton are you John?

[Pippa68]

I wish I could scoot across the floor like they do...lol

[tiggerblue10]

Lol @ Pip. Bit too much info about Mr P. He he!

[Pippa68]

LOL...I thought ALL blokes had skids..isn't it some kind of qualification?