anyone wanna date?

[branchinghen]

Im looking for a date, to meet the criteria you must be between 18-23 and have a dress size NOT in double figures. Im 26.

*note, not only do i not want people out within the criteria to apply i dont even want them to comment on the question, thanks.

PS no gingers either.

[branchinghen]

im da man and my patter is unreal, yet to fail me ill give you a preview, i cant even tell peeps my chat up lines in real life because they just immediatly try to kiss me and its sometimes a tad innaproprate......here we go.......


If you were to stand in front of the mirror with 11 red roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.


test it out boys, watch them swoon ;)

mr romantic xx

[weeal]

why...is johnny depp standin beside me?

[branchinghen]

I could pull you lot because my patter is un real. I cant give examples in real life because peeps just try to kiss me when i tell them and its sometimes innaproprate but ill give you an example.............

if you were to stand in front of the mirror with 11red roses you wouls see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

branchinghen AKA mr romantic xxx

[branchinghen]

oh soz i didnt realise that had already posted.

even i can make a mistake from time to time ;)

[tattoomaster]

branchinghen you arrogant p???k you think your that special w????r.get a life when you,ve got it sort it out.

[smudge]

Zzzzzzzzz

[branchinghen]

tattoomaster shut yer pie hole

[Drisgirl]

What part of Scotland are you from?

[tattoomaster]

i rest my case.

[dustypuss]

get your self some driving lessons always remember this NO CAR NO BIRD . Life sucks for the pedestrian

[branchinghen]

Glasgow, your right i gots to gets myself some wheels! Any one know any glasgow instructors per chance? long shot i know but hey thats how chancers like me operate. I might get my licence and get a belter of a car! Ill take a girl the lucky winner of this question up the back roads and tell her to 'c*** it or walk it'

yasssss

[Drisgirl]

The only thing you are cruising for is a bruising -chancer -lol

[cazzzz1975]

I reckon you should hook up with AB member "o sexy one"
she would be right up your street

[cazzzz1975]

omg you cant drive?? thats blown out most of your potential dates then, are you gonna pick her up by bmx?

[Louisa 69]

I reckon blue3wave would be more up branch's street, after all she has a thing about large people and doesn't like oldies too.

[cazzzz1975]

yeah but blu3wave wants to get pregnant now and she is 25 which she did say at one point was "old"

she also replied to a legend post ages and ages ago describing herself as chubby, us old folk have long memories... :D

[Louisa 69]

I must have missed those threads Cazzz.