I was sitting here quietly minding me own business on the answerbank.

[kp nonuts]

Trying to extort money out of you for me birthday.
When all of a sudden I felt a tugging on me big toe.

Apparantly the dog had found a loose thread of cotton on me sock and tried eating at (as dogs do) and must have got it caught round one of its fangs and tugged away on it.

Now I have a big hole in me sock.
Shall I tell him that he has buy me a new pair of socks for me birthday.

[London.Girl]

Absolutely. Two pairs for that matter.

[cruella]

knobby
No-one but no-one has forgotten the date of your birthday on here.lol Think we all have the date imprinted in our brains.

[dove]

awww nobby I didnt know it was your birthday coming up, you should have said something!

[kp nonuts]

Yea I know but the dog really did that and it was funny

[funnygirl]

I am also frightened to ask when is your birthday!!!

All I know it is not today!!!

You have one bad doggy!!

Tell him to put a sock in it!!!

[shanx]

i wouldnt waste your breath nob ,he will probably tell you to put a sock in it

[stewey]

Next time the dog starts to bark tell him to put a sock in it...............(I know, Groan)

[pussnboots]

When is your birthday then, I must be the only person who doesn't.

http://www.blackyak.co.uk/images/products/scar ves/Socks%20rainbow%20400.jpg

Here you are a present for you...enjoy.

[stewey]

Ooops....ok...groan at shanx instead:)

[kp nonuts]

Its ok as he is in the dog house now.

Well its about on par as putting a sock in it annit.

[kp nonuts]

Thanks puss but they are to small for me.

[~max~]

That's gotta be bad for him, possibly poisonous! Take him to the vet NOW!!!

[figure]

Possibly the dogs' paws were cold and he wanted to wear your socks. You should get him some for your birthday.

Happy birthday Konuts!

[kp nonuts]

Hya figs.

can you had a whip round in your office for this.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question508883.html

[kp nonuts]

Madmax

[~max~]

lol! just saw your reply now Leg! :O)
You guys are gonna have to forgive me, I'm off for two weeks, so will be on here more than usual..
With more beer than usual too...

[kp nonuts]

You booked yer flight to mallorca yet leg.