How To Get To Heaven.
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "Now, boys and girls, if I keep myself neat and clean, and comb my hair and dress nicely, will I get into heaven?"
"No!" the children answered.
The teacher asked them, "Well, if I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven then?"
Again, the children replied "NO!"
"Well," she continued, "Then how can I get to heaven?"
In the back of the room, a little boy shouted out,
"You gotta be DEAD!"