Wine Vs Water

[mistys]

Best thing I have read in weeks!! I shall be taking this advice starting from about 5:30 tonight! :o)

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there are bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - Bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Happy Friday Everyone xxxxx

[daffy654]

Unfortunately I don't like wine as it gives me headaches,I don't like plain water to i'll stick to a good old cuppa tea.lol.x

[raysparx1]

Hello mistys, thats so funny, makes sense as wel,l off to tescos, better get some in before they all read it and prices rocket, cheers, Ray

[The Builder]

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[tiggerblue10]

I'm sure this info will bring a smile to many a face :-)))

[MONTCRIEFF49]

i must be pure then

as i hate water

love wine and spirits

good giggle at it tho


hahahaha xxxxxx hi misty x and 3 eight

[mistys]

Hey everyone, I had a feeling this would go down well in here :o) xxx

[tiggerblue10]

Pssst! Don't let on to the VAT people though!!!

[~max~]

lol! Actually, that is exactly why people used to hardly ever drink water in cities a couple of centuries ago, because it was carrying diseases (no sewage system, so you can imagine!), and drunk beer or wine instead as that had at least been "purified". They even gave it to children as a "fortifier" (is that a word?).

[logic]

bravo :-)

[~max~]

Me too....:O(

[mistys]

Sorry, 8ball was because you called me a fella, when I am in fact a gorgeous young lady :o)

And max although it was a very interesting explaination, you didn't admit to following it yourself. Tell me you are a boozer and I'll give you three :o)

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh....looks like it's the carafe instead of the kettle tonight then. Cheers! x

[funnygirl]

I have been following this for ages!!!
I reckon my insides are well and truly pickled!!!

[~max~]

Ooooooooooh is that it then? Well, I'm having a beer right now, and i'm still in my pj's...Does that earn me 3*? lol (true, I'm ashamed to say!)