Phew thats a relief.

knobbynonuty | 20:07 Sat 12th Apr 2008 | ChatterBank

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I dont supposed any of you noticed but I have been absent on here for the last 6 hours.

Now there is a very good reason for that, just after I posted my last post on here around 14.00 hrs the front door was kicked in by 5 mask wearing gun totting burglars all about 6 foot six tall and built like brick latrines.

Well they overporwered me and tied me and the dog and Le duck up and told me to show them my valuables.

So I quickly wipped out the pic of me you know the one with the white sunglasses.

Well while they were puking up in the toilet Le duck managed to gnaw through my ropes and I managed to overpower all 8 of them and tie them up.
The fuzz then turned up an hour later cause they were having their tea break.

So to cut a long story short the old bill promptly arrested me for infringing the 9 burglars human rights and held me in a cell until I said sorry to all 10 of them (the burglars not the bill) and pay them �10 each so I have been arrested made to say sorry to 12 gun slinging burglars and to cap it all of I had to pay out �140 compensation to them.

Jesus the laws an asss aint it.

Any one on Ab a Carer ..

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{Dakota}

PMSL!

I should think so too, the poor robbers! :p

whiffey

I have to confess that I didn't miss you.

~max~

ROFL!!!

thanks for that knobby, well funny!

harryshaw

it took 6 hrs to think and write that up

pmsl

did they feed you then the barstewards

iv slept after tea just risen

xxxxxxxx lol

Info Bank

Thanks for the �16.00.

LOL.

knobbynonuty

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It was just lucky that Le duck had sharpened her teeth this morning and monts remember I had to look every word up on me spell check thats why it took so long to write it.

whiffey

I think you made it all up, something I would never do.

~max~

What a brave woman you're marrying.....lol

B00

Didn't nick your Elizabeth Duke jewellery did they?

figure

Oi Knobs, you always make me laugh. x

knobbynonuty

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Evening figs.

Now whiffey would I do something like that. I ask you.

harryshaw

is that you and mrs l on
b got talent then
i got you under my skin x

figure

I hope they returned your famous piccie with the white sunglasses.

whiffey

Well since you ask, yes, I do think you would make it all up, because you are a half-witted gibbon. My main point is that I would not have made it up because I am a goodie and never seek to deceive.