premature ejaculation

[logic]

Chap goes to the doctor complaining of premature ejaculation,
Doctor says, get a starting pistol and give yourself a bit of a fright just before cumming, and that should slow things down a bit for you,

Month later same chap same doctor,
So how's the sex life now ? Asks the doctor,
Bloody awful says the man, I was in a 69 position and just about to cumm, so I fired the starting pistol into the air, the wife crapped on my face, bit me on the end of my dong, and the milkman jumed out of the wardrobe with his hands up.

[snagged]

Come again?

[funnygirl]

Pmsl & rofl!!

10 out of 10 Logic!!

[whiffey]

Cheap low laughs. You disgusting worm. Kids come on to this site.

[firewatch]

tears r streaming down my face it is good to laugh!!!!

[weeal]

pmsl

[funnygirl]

Have you noticed that all these jokes Logic tells are from personal experience!!!! Lol.

[logic]

whiffey you brainless object, Iff kids can understand anything in that text, i would say they are not really kids, so go and play with your lego.

[whiffey]

NO, it is low humour being published on a public website, funny maybe if confined to somewhere private.

Please sod off and type your dirt somewhere else where kids are less likely to read it.

[funnygirl]

Go on Logic, punch him!!!!

[logic]

NO I didn't say that funnygirl, I reffered to a chap.

[whiffey]

logic, you horrible dim dirty person.

There is NO excuse for posting smut on a public website.

I may be brainless, but at least I am not a dirty low *****-head. Please take your sexual smut somewhere else.

TIA

Did this help ?

[weeal]

whiffey this isnt like you !!!

[funnygirl]

Yeah, nudge , nudge, wink wink, say no more!!!

[firewatch]

i have been feeling like crap all day and came on hear just randomly and read the joke as the person rightly says if kids can understand it then they are not kids.
its a bloody joke for goodness sake i have seen and read worse on hear!

[funnygirl]

Whiffey go and boil your head!

[logic]

I wish I Could funny
No wonder leggy can't tollerate him, her, it,

BTW if any one else finds these threads offensive,
Please say so and I will not post any more.
pete.

[funnygirl]

Logic, don't you dare.

Your jokes are one of the few things that liven up this thread!

[Octavius]

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