Tongue twisters

[Jillius]

Does anyone know any good tongue twisters ?
The funnier or ruder the better lol

[naky-nag-nat]

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit,
and on the slitted sheet I sit.


Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

[Jillius]

Ha ha !!!
Very good. I can't even read them without getting in a muddle lol

[ELVIS68]

I`m not the pheasant plucker
I`m the pheasant pluckers son
I`m only plucking pheasants
Til the pheasant plucker comes

[dabees]

Here's some.

[Jillius]

keep 'em coming !!!!!!!!!!

[naky-nag-nat]

I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

'oink oink' lol

[~max~]

lol! I tried a few of them , but the "Unique New York"...that one I don't get?

[hau kola]

I went down the river in a rough cut punt
not a punt cut rough
but a rough cut punt.

[Spoonboy]

I am actually replying to an old post. Only because I feel like it. Here goes...

...A fly and a flea in a flue, they didn't know what to do. The flea said let's "Fly", the fly said let's "Flee", so they flew through a flaw in the flue.