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Toilet Ettiqute
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After reading a post below i have a question of my own...
You really need to poo, and you go into teh the toilet, and there is a cleaner in there, cleaning teh toilet next door, or teh urinals, or floor outside etc etc....whatever...
do you still go poo, or fake out and wee, and go back 10mins later?
You really need to poo, and you go into teh the toilet, and there is a cleaner in there, cleaning teh toilet next door, or teh urinals, or floor outside etc etc....whatever...
do you still go poo, or fake out and wee, and go back 10mins later?
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Just had this conversation with a colleague who thinks I'm nuts because if I walk into the ladies at work and any of the cubicals are occupied, I leave again until it's completely empty.
A couple of time I've been followed into the toilets, so I pretend I'm just going to wash my hands.
I don't like to pee while colleagues are in earshot. I NEVER do a number 2 at work.
Just had this conversation with a colleague who thinks I'm nuts because if I walk into the ladies at work and any of the cubicals are occupied, I leave again until it's completely empty.
A couple of time I've been followed into the toilets, so I pretend I'm just going to wash my hands.
I don't like to pee while colleagues are in earshot. I NEVER do a number 2 at work.
I dont like to go at work if I can help it. But a cleaner in public toilets wouldnt bother me, she doesnt know me and what she gonne do complain that I had a number 2?? I just cant go for a wee in a toilet without a lock not unless someone I really trust can hold door for me. And also if anyone stays on my spare bed (just outside toilet door) I have to run taps so they cant hear my wee pattern lol
I have only ever squatted once in a field and never again. I was wearing a nuns costume and it went all over the back of it. Also an old friend of mine used to go down to a field near his car at glasto because he didn�t like toilets there, one day when we went back to car the field was occupied so he had a poo next to car into a ginsters sausage roll packet, I heard it crinkle into it and everytime I see a ginsters I am reminded.
LOL, aren't people weird and wonderful!
I avoid going for a no 2 when at work unless absolutely necessary and if someone else is in the loos I will chuck some toilet paper down first to 'dull' the sound.
Also I will never take the toilet next to another that is occupied, again unless absolutely necessary.
I avoid going for a no 2 when at work unless absolutely necessary and if someone else is in the loos I will chuck some toilet paper down first to 'dull' the sound.
Also I will never take the toilet next to another that is occupied, again unless absolutely necessary.
Lakitu, I'm with you on the noise thing.
If you go somewhere where people are outside, and you perhaps allow a small fartette so accompany your movement, I always think I'm going to open the door and everyone's going to be staring at you.
I'd love to have the nerve to come out wafting my butt, and loudly say "Whooah, I'd give it five minutes if I were you!!"
If you go somewhere where people are outside, and you perhaps allow a small fartette so accompany your movement, I always think I'm going to open the door and everyone's going to be staring at you.
I'd love to have the nerve to come out wafting my butt, and loudly say "Whooah, I'd give it five minutes if I were you!!"
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