Men....

[rebecca321]

would you ever buy something in a shop if you didn't need it just to talk to a lady you fancy?

[SKA]

lol I know some guys who have done that or just gone to the shop more to see someone

[rebecca321]

Ha ha! It�s so funny. I used to work in an opticians and one man came in and brought some glasses for �200 from me When he didn't even have a pescription

[SKA]

lol what a muppet
I love it when guys get nervous - it's so funny!! LOL

[Booldawg]

No. But I would queue up in a supermarket to get served by the fit checkout girl. I could then use my well rehearsed retail industry banter;

'Do you want a bag for life?'
'No, I already have one at home. She sent me here.'

'Are you OK packing your own bags?'
'I'll give it a go and if it gets too challenging can you take over?'

'Are you collecting the 'Tokens for Schools' vouchers?
'Sorry I didnt realise the education system in entirely funded by Tescos'

'Do you have a Tescos club card?'
'Yes - but I was waiting for you to ask me first'

[Davethedog]

Booldawg - Don't think your going to get many dates at Tesco :-)

[Booldawg]

What! Not even if I say 'Yes please' when the assistant shouts 'Alcohol' ? (even though that means she's under 18)

[Jugglering]

Booldawg... I think the bit about having a bag at home already would put most women off.... and get them annoyed at you for calling a fellow woman *a bag*... well, I know it would annoy me !

[Booldawg]

I've pitched it at your avergae checkout lass. They love it X

[thingummyjig]

pmsl @booldawg!