hello everybody. well i had a visitor today and i was in luck because the went for a number 2 in the toilet and because the water is off it was still there when they left. Well because I havent eaten all day i dragged myself in there and fished it out of the toilet, picked off the toilet roll, covered it in ketchup and took a bite. I wish I could have held my nose at the same time but I only have 1 arm. I wass nearly sick but it made a change because I only have dioreha and that one was solid. I feel sick. So sick I fear I only have days left to live I cant take anymore
has anyone else tried eating their own faeces? There is puss and blood pouring out of my bottom. The infection must be getting really bad. Oh the putrid smell.
Get a bendy straw get the postman to stick it up your chuffer then suck your insides out, hopefully then you can disappear in a cloud of poop and feathers.