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lungpoop | 19:25 Mon 23rd Jun 2008 | ChatterBank
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hello everybody. well i had a visitor today and i was in luck because the went for a number 2 in the toilet and because the water is off it was still there when they left. Well because I havent eaten all day i dragged myself in there and fished it out of the toilet, picked off the toilet roll, covered it in ketchup and took a bite. I wish I could have held my nose at the same time but I only have 1 arm. I wass nearly sick but it made a change because I only have dioreha and that one was solid.
I feel sick. So sick
I fear I only have days left to live I cant take anymore
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You lost your third arm yesterday I thought?

You need to keep notes on a blackboard. Would you like a slice of ham?
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yes please whiffey. you are so kind to me.
I thought you had a kind voice, a bit poofy, but fundamentally something this great country can build on.
3rd post rule makes you lungpoop whiffey
What's the 3rd post rule?
its the eds own method of fraud post detection
Yes, but what IS it?
Thats information is on a need to know basis only, I hope you will understand.
^ She is playing for time. Pshaw !!
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3rd post rule never lies.
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has anyone else tried eating their own faeces? There is puss and blood pouring out of my bottom. The infection must be getting really bad. Oh the putrid smell.
is everyone else just you and me? there are only 2 posters on this thread
No, there are 6, please try to keep up.
Get a bendy straw get the postman to stick it up your chuffer then suck your insides out, hopefully then you can disappear in a cloud of poop and feathers.
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i found a piece of mouldy bread and i tried dipping it in the puss and blood but it didnt taste very nice. I prefer faeces
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ive just coughed out my own tonsils.

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