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A man boards an aircraft and takes his seat. As he settles in he sees beautiful woman boarding the plane. Happily, she takes the seat beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or holiday?" She smiles and says, "Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in the US".
So he asks what's her business role at this convention? She says "I'm a lecturer. I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. For instance, one popular myth is that African American men are the best endowed when in fact that's the Native American Indian. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it's Greek men. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman blushes and says, "I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name".
"Tonto", says the man. "Tonto Papadopoulos. But my friends call me Paddy".
Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or holiday?" She smiles and says, "Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in the US".
So he asks what's her business role at this convention? She says "I'm a lecturer. I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. For instance, one popular myth is that African American men are the best endowed when in fact that's the Native American Indian. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it's Greek men. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman blushes and says, "I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name".
"Tonto", says the man. "Tonto Papadopoulos. But my friends call me Paddy".
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