Someone make me laugh please

[karmgirl]

Need a good laugh

[daisycup]

I just finished with my boyfriend... well it made me smile!

[Bravehearted]

I suppose a shag's out of the question?

[hau kola]

I bought my mother in law some scented drawer liners.My other half thought they were panty liners.

[M-A-T-R-I-X]

Hey Karm, this should bring a smile :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vKLYvSWJUBb8

OFAH

[scotgal]

Ha ha that's a good one. I used to work with a woman who was obviously a descendant of Mrs malaprop. She once went into her local shop in the days when the shopkeeper used to serve you personally and asked for a can of tit food!

[karmgirl]

Thanks everyone

I need a job like yours and hau kola made me smile.

Matrix can't get sound on my computer at work

[karmgirl]

lol noknowledge -

What is a fridge with reversible doors anyway?

[karmgirl]

oh and the second thread was NOT funny

*tiniest smile crept across my face but am really very angry now*

[Gromit]

Earn money and help Answerbank

[andy-hughes]

Walter Raleigh returned from the US colonies and handed Queen Elizabeth his latest discovery.

"What do you do with it?" she asked.

"Put one end in your mouth, light the other end and inhale the smoke." replied the gallant knight.

"How does it taste he enquired as the monarch was wreathed in smoke.

"Bloody awful, what is it?" was the royal response.

"It's a potato." said Walter.

[karmgirl]

don't get it? :S

Did they think it was supposed to be a cigarette? :S

[admarlow]

now you know how to emove your browsing history do a search for tub girl

[hau kola]

I rescued a pigeon from our cat but it died so i put it in the dustbin in an Asda bag in case it was a carrier pigeon.

[karmgirl]

lol hau kola

[hundreddolla]

I went to a Zoo the other day and there were no animals, except for a small dog in a cage.

It was a ******!!

[hundreddolla]

It was a sh!tzu!!