Carb and Fat withdrawal

[pastafreak]

My already skinny daughter has been on a lo-fat and few carb diet for the last few weeks......she is now hallucinating and craving Lurpack and squidgey white bread.......Is she at a crisis point?...does she need counseling???

[Ice.Maiden]

No - chips! : ) xx

[dannyday5821]

well, im not a doctor, but is hallucinating and (apparently) craving bread and butter normal? of course LOL - what is normal!? what is it i ask you!? normal...? normal! what the hell in gods name is normal!?

sorry...must be time for my medication

[pastafreak]

Maybe it is because she had half the booze in the bar last night..... ;-0

[Ice.Maiden]

And you must stop opening the Baileys when she comes in! x

[tiggerblue10]

I would be hallucinating chocolate brownies flying around my head.

[pastafreak]

I have been trying lately to hallucinate about raspberries and strawberries-lol........well-they ARE healthy!!

[tiggerblue10]

I've tried bowls of salad but it didn't work! Don't know why!

[Ice.Maiden]

Don't bother hallucinating about them - just buy a huge punnet of each, and have them with fresh double cream..or ice cream...or custard.....or....!!!! Fancy talking about food like this!!

[pastafreak]

I did have a whole punnet of rasperries earlier...dipped them in lite sugar.....nice!!

[Ice.Maiden]

ROFL!!!!! Nice one!
'No tigger - salad's don't have the same effect do they? I was living on them a few weeks back, and started hallucinating about big fat cakes and Maltesers!

[pastafreak]

Yikes!-is that an Indian dating site to the lower left here???? what next???

[tiggerblue10]

i've been playing Bejeweled so much in amongst AB and I'm probably gonna be hallucinating that now!

Anyway, I'm off to bed so goodnight Icey & Pasta xxx :0)

[pastafreak]

Nite,nite tigs xx

[Ice.Maiden]

Have you been on the drink? Seems a bit...rum to me.

Night tigger. x