middle aged men complex

[dannyday5821]

heres something ive never been able to fathom. Why do i have a middle aged men complex? I cant stand them!? I hate them!? I despise them!? With their stupid suits and ties and ***** tucked in and nicely pressed trousers and boring lives with their jobs that they think are important that are actually meaingless. Their nice clean cars they pride more than life itself. The way they cross their legs and eat crisps like they do in the adverts. I hate them. I hate them when they talk about nothing other than work all the time. Or cheap offers. Or complain about managers. Or whine and moan about insurance.

Its not like its a pet hate. Its a hatred with passion. I recognise that out of work their probably decent guys who might be a laugh to hang around with. But other than that i feel i just wanna punch them! I feel like just going up to them and shouting violent aggressive abuse at them. Now thats not normal...so any psychologists about? why do you think i think this way? Obviously im not normal but i knew that anyway.

[Scarlett]

I think you must just balance out my love for middle aged men. I have always fancied them, especially in suits! OOOHH!!!

[cazzz1975]

I dont quite understand what riles you so danny, believe it or not it will be you one day, even if you refuse to conform, some young kid will look at you and think along the same lines as what you have described, or worse you will be a middle aged man pretending he is still 20 (peter stringfellow)

I quite like middle aged men :D

[daffy654]

I much prefer a man to be wearing a smart suit to one in scruffy jeans and footie shirt!!! In fact,men in footie shirts are the biggest turnoff for me.

[tonyav]

oi cazzz peter strigfellow middle aged pmsl he's bloody anciient

[jno]

you don't want to become one yourself? Well, there's only one alternative; I'll leave you to consider how preferable it is.

[dannyday5821]

ohhh i seem to have created quite a stir with my own personal humble opinions. Interesting isnt it - im one little boy who has one small usless opinion, and so many people take seem to have taken it very personally! Well, you know what, i dont give a s hit what anyone here thinks to be honest. I couldnt care less. Your just a bunch of meaningless HTLM code. Am i now supposed to have changed my views? Am i now supposed to have "seen the light"? You might all think im a d ick, and so what, your opinion. What i dont understand is why some people seem to think im arrogant...what do i give that kind of impression? I dont understand how? I might be sarcastic and yup fair play i back chat alot, but i certainly do not imply i know everything. Oh well, atleast if i ever speak out about my opinions in public, (on the street outside an officer drinking white lightning apparently) - ill know what sort of response to recieve in return! So thanks for the advanced warning!

I still dont understand what all the fuss is about. Its my opinion, like it or not. After all, we fight wars based on opinions dont we?

I mean come on, if id have said - i dont like muslims - we'd have another debate on that. I think it quite funny to watch people defend their middle aged life styles! Still - maybe its me. I suppose ive grown up and just realised what a disapointment the adult world actually is. I mean i spent a good portion of my childhood, like most kids, wishing to be an adult - here i am, and to be quite honest - its sh it. Not only sh it, but quite honestly boring.

So screw you and your apprently (as youve tried to argue and failed to convince me) middle aged lives. Yup, i might be middle aged on day...but if i see myself in a middle aged suit, careful driving down the M62 - your nice clean car might get hit by a man falling off a bridge! well, i say man...

[cazzz1975]

wow danny, why so hostile? are you okay?

I respect your opinion and am not taking anything personally, not sure why you seem so aggressive though...

[dannyday5821]

lol am i okay? hehe, no one asks danny if he's okay! anyways, ill give you a nice genaric "yeah im fine thanks"

I dunno. Maybe in all honesty, im just tierd with things. I suppose if im really honest, i feel old myself. Im 23, got nothing going for me (yeah yeah yeah i know my own fault and blah blah blah) and before you say anything no i dont want sympathy and no i dont need sympathy.

i mean, i got a good job and i enjoy it (i work with the ambulance service) but i suppose im just sick and tierd of working with such boring people. They probably arent boring really. Its just the same old crap. "Oh i did this with my kids the other day." Like i can relate to that. "I got cheap insurance for my new car." Wow i care, good for you. "I got a new washing machine from this nice cheap place in halifax the other day." Did you? excuse me whilst i give a sh it.

I suppose i just dont understand how so many people live what seem to me like such pointless lives. I mean if i died right now right this minute...big deal. Your right, i make no impact on anyones life, ive made no difference in the world. I sit here and type rubbish wasting away smoking and drinking too much most nights and going nowhere.

so you win. I admit defeat. As much as i hate middle aged men, i suppose i can only accept they have more of a life than me. once again - danny 0 - everyone else, well ive lost count but you get the idea.

[Octavius]

Its just conversation and small talk, maybe they don't know how else to converse with you, maybe they don't know about your life and what you did at the weekend because you shut yourself off from them?

Its not about winning or losing. If you feel that your life has been so ineffectual, then why should it be their fault? They are living micro-lives, as are we all. Sometimes we consider the wider picture, sometimes we chat to someone we hardly know about the daffodils we planted at the weekend.

Life is what you make it.

[dannyday5821]

yeah i know, thats why i said you win. Your all right and im wrong. my opinions dont mean jack. I get the point already. In fact lets go no further and say no matter what i say, your right anyway. Cuz you are arent you? Lifes what you make it - and ive obviously f ucked up mine good and proper, so your right, why should i complain? what grounds do i really have to complain? I dont. (im actually not being sarcastic there) I had a random rant. Im sorry. Forget it. It was just an immature rant that doesnt mean anything. Who am i? huh? really who am i? Im not even a spoke, on a wheel. I dont count for nothing. I should just learn to accept that.

oh and by the way Octavius, i hate small talk. ill never understand why people do it. Next time im gonna stop being so polite and just say "look, no offence, but i dont care" Its funny isnt it. I hated school, now i look back and in some wierd way wish i was back at school. No small talk, surrounded by loadsa people with such similar interests, all in the same age range.

hmm...they were right...somethings not right with dannyday5821...shame no one knows but me. Still - the past has a habbit of kickin ya up the arse, which in my case, its clearly done very well.

[mrs.chappie]

I think you need to chill, Danny. And not take it all too seriously.

[dannyday5821]

yup. your right.

[joggerjayne]

Underneath their dull, grey suits

and their baggy boxer shorts

maybe they have absolutely enormous wil

[dannyday5821]

yeah your right

[R1Geezer]

well I've found one thing we agree on mate, bl0ody small talk drives me up the pictures too! We're not so far apart. Tell you what I was harsh on your initial rant but you've made a come back above. You sound more of a realist when you explain what you are thinking.

You're 23, plenty of time mate, you ain't fcuked up yet, you aint had time!

[Velvetee]

Perhaps their nicely pressed suits and ties represents authority to you. The type of authority that maybe holds bad memories for you, like a nasty teacher at school or a previous employer.

Maybe you are unconsciously jealous of their success and it makes you feel threatened. Maybe you envy that they seemingly have it all and you perhaps don't.

I can't say I've ever seen many of those types eating crisps though, thats a bit of a strange notion. Possibly you have psychotic tendencies and may benefit from talking to someone about this irrational hatred / phobia.

[Davethedog]

Tell you what why don't you punch one.

Then you can tell the middle aged doctor in the A&E all about it.