Pheromone spray.

[legend.isgod]

I just got an email offering to send me , for a small fee , a bottle of pheromone spray.This is apparently guaranteed to attract women of all ages when they smell it.
Now i'm not sure about you , but the idea of 90 year old grannies popping out of the bushes or chasing me in electric buggies doesn't exactly ring my bell.

So have you or would you use this stuff guys and did it or does it work ?

[joggerjayne]

sniff sniffheeeyyy, sexy !!!!!!!!!!!

x

[snagged]

Beggars can't be choosers Leg... 'splash it all over' :o))

[daniela31]

save your money....buy another pint.

women like men to smell as nature intended....of guiness, sweat and pickled onions.

:-)

[B00]

Don't knock what you aint tried Legend ;-)

[pastafreak]

LOL...hiya Legs.....how do you know it is the "real thing"...could just be bottled cats wee......

.......but hey-if it does the trick,who cares!

[snagged]

I'm guessing Leg is after some pussy so that should be spot on pasta...

[pastafreak]

Mwaaaahahahaaa!!!

[legend.isgod]

Boo thats why i dont knock you.

Sweety.

Asda fridge section tomorrow next to the double cream .


Ooooh la LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




D T H ?�?

[cazzz1975]

I think the advertisement is probably the most exciting part of the product

[legend.isgod]

Possibly cazz.If only theyd realised my total lack of interest in the product.Other than for comedy value its pointless innit ?

[cazzz1975]

yes but some idiot will fall for the patter, so its always worth sending out spam to everyone

[legend.isgod]

Well it will be a very clever woman that catches me and settles me down now .Mind you thats a matter of opinion.
But im happily a batchelor boy amd thats how im gonna stay yesssssssssssss



Anyone going on a summer holiday ?



lol

[pastafreak]

As I said...how do you even know it is real????

you would be buying it on trust alone.....even if a token price...it would be too much.