porn stars with tan lines

[joggerjayne]

Why do some porn stars have tan lines ?

If your job involved having sex, watched by as many people as your marketing people could possibly manage ...

... would you really be coy about taking your top off when you were sunbathing ?

[legend.isgod]

Welll they dont here jayne

i can walk ot my door and its 20 feet to the pool

to a bevvy of boobs on display


d t h?

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS



DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOOT TOOOT

[Ethel]

Simple.

They don't get paid when they're sunbathing.
It would be like Paul McCartney singing away in the middle of the supermarket.

[sod_the_m25]

20 feet never walked, too far from the pc screen.

[joggerjayne]

Well, that's my theory bug*ered then.

[joggerjayne]

No Ethel, but wouldn't you think they'd want their bodies to look as good as poss, for when they were "working" ?

[kjc]

did you give a theory?

[Ethel]

Or they don't have tan lines and they are painted on to give the 'coy girl next door' look

[legend.isgod]

Jayne are you watching old porn from the 70s?

Ask sad old man25 there he spends all day downloading porn
he can send you some good stuff.

You name it hes got it


hush hush tho





BRING ON THE TRUMPETS



DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOOT TOOOT

[DrFilth]

do you have to have the lights on



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can i keep my crash helmet on

[kjc]

why has every thread today got.....bring on the trumpets....?

[joggerjayne]

No, not the old 70's stuff Leggy. The men all have curly perms and droopy moustaches, and the women look like they've got black rabbits between their legs.

Those were NOT the days !! (yuck)

[Prudentia]

I tend to get them around my ankles, its when I can't be ar**d to kick my knickers off when sunbathing in the south of france

[joggerjayne]

LOL Pudendia

x

[DrFilth]

bye jayne with a y and legend and other good abers , it must be late the trolls have started to come on



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck




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[Prudentia]

LOL to you jayne, you are a really nice and well grounded person

[joggerjayne]

Aww, thanks Pru

xx

[joko]

some guys like tan lines... so maybe its just a bit of an 'extra' thing to appeal

[Prudentia]

can't be doing with the lower 'fluff' jayne it makes me feel a bit unclean, am I alone in this

[joggerjayne]

No, I'm with you on that, Prudentia.

I can't stand having any fur "downstairs".

Thank goodness for waxing salons !!!