Oh my god

[sir.knobby]

Lippy le duck has just come home from work and said to me well we have been married 5 months today now so where is me card and prezzie and I completely forgot all about it.


But I bluffed my way out of it by saying

"your card and your bunch of cadburys roses is here but you will have to follow the clues that I have left around the house to find the treasure"

Now please please can one of you get round here fast with a happy 5th month wedding annivesarry card and a bunch of cadburys roses and sneak them in the back door to me. And I will sort the ones out about the clues that have left around I will just say that the dog ate them.

Hey why dont I just say that the dog found each clue and ate it and then found the treasure and ate that as well.

Thanks ya all dont reply as I have sorted my own question owt.

Tooty Tooty mon peeps.....

[Sachs]

Any easy to follow slow cooker recipes knobby? lol!
Or shall we not go down that road?

[sir.knobby]

No fish please

[Ed.Case]

How can I write the 'Laurel and Hardy' theme tune?

[sir.knobby]

Easy just use your ed ed

[legendis.god]

Knobby make her my fruity crumble mate

its a winner winner chicken dinner




ooh la la la laaaa



bring on the kazooos






zoot zoot zooottttttttttttttttttt

[Ed.Case]

Now you are both here...can we have a rendition of 'The blue mountains of Virginia' It was great the first time you did it and especially when it made the charts..!

[sir.knobby]

Well toot my horn and play the bagpippeys I aint cooking the chicken crumble for le duck.

God am I turning into monty now

[puss_boots]

knobby there's not such thing as a 5 months anniversary so stop worrying, just give lippy a hug and take her out tomorrow night for a curry. Bye the way seeing as it's your birthday soon why not make it a double celebration.

[legendis.god]

hI PUSS ARE YOU ANY GOOD ON THE TRUMPET OR THE KAZOOO?




no problem .



one thing ill look i saved the arguement with sandra and haysi and when sandra posted sayin i bombarded her with calls and texts you said i did it to you too and called at all hours crying on the phone etc .



so that was you backing them up

ill look for it tho.





anyways steg started on me for nothing .

my last warning , ive been right so far on him , beware , these stoners arent to be trusted .





see ya



stevie

[Ed.Case]

Puss you have to let Knobby down gently.. He really believes in this monthly anniversary..In fact he still believes in the tooth fairy. How strange is that ?

[sir.knobby]

Oh my god puss she may pis me of sometimes but I would not like to take her out as I would have to pay for her funeral if I did.

Oh and evening dabees how you hanging around tonight then.
To the right or to the left?

[Ed.Case]

Stevie or can I call you Stephen...For a jock you can be quite masterful..

[Ed.Case]

Stephen...You really do need to find yourself a partner and stop playing the agony aunt.

[sir.knobby]

Are you baiting us again mr ed

[Drisgirl]

Leg -I have always said to you that Steg is a friend of mine -he may hate you and you may hate him but he is a cracking good pal !!!

Cheers ya **** stirrer.

Dont care tho cos I simply dont give a flying **** -post anything I have written to you if you like -no skin off my nose.All true -you have only let yourself down pal.

Can you not just have a w ank to relieve your frustration rather than copy and paste private EMails -you a closet voyeur Stevie??

[sir.knobby]

You are the master

[Ed.Case]

I just drop a line in the water and whoops a Stephen Whale jumps into my keep net.

[sir.knobby]

Evening driss it's all fun and frollicks on here tonight annit

[hello-sailor]

ooooooooh I wish !

[sir.knobby]

Trick or treat then babbess