romantic or frantic ?

[legendis.god]

Say youre going to someones house , and want to take along a few things to spice up the evening .
Well i can obviously think of an extensive range of battery and inflateable devices .
But what could you take , imagination or creativity required to answer this , to spice up the evening?There arethe obvious like strawberries , champagne , maybe a favourite tipple , personally im a southern comfort guy.
Maybe some chocolate body paint.

But how creative can you be without being overly ruide /crude ?

Points out of 10 for good answers.

[funnygirl]

Condoms!!

Looks like it's gonna be a heavy night!

[legendis.god]

Thats a given funny.
But a clever answer wouldve been flavoured ones .

Points out of 10?

Minus 5

[dustinmyeye]

give me a phone and i,ll tell you what to bring ;) ;)


there thats gotta be worth ten points !!!

[legendis.god]

Dusty if only i had ur number ?


So thats also a minus 5 , but with the potetial to be a 10 out of 10 .
lol


Trigger thats including drugs

so a minus 6 .

but the hookers might have been ok , if they were wearing rubber gear and had some



sorry i was wandering there

[dustinmyeye]

yeah dont forget the paddles

[sn�gged]

A Donkey.

[joggerjayne]

John Lewis do some very jolly little candles in tins.

They come in fab scents, like fresh linen, or mango.

As they're in little tins, you can carry them into the bathroom, or wherever.

And at the end of the evening, you pop the lid on, and stack them in the cupboard. Tidy, and no messy candlewax (unless you decide you want it !!!!!!!!!).

Oh, and some nice foam bath (Crabtree & Evelyn, or Molton Brown). You pretend it's for the girl to enjoy after you've gone, but hey ... maybe she can't wait to try it !!??)

Don't know if you can get stuff like that over there?

Maybe you even stock that sort of thing?

J x

[joggerjayne]

ps. Southern Comfort? You big poooof !!

[legendis.god]

melting candkle wax
ouch


but then again ??



lol




and a video ?


welll thats a new one on me


maybe i could take my camera phone ?


lol

[legendis.god]

southern comfort and lemonade is yummmmmy




and nice to share ; 0)


lol

[logic]

I would take Jayne and prudentia,

Just for good company , you understand.

[Bbbananas]

subtly scented massage oil - for external & internal usage.

[dustinmyeye]

hey dont knock the melted candle wax ;)

[joggerjayne]

Internal use, salla ...

You mean you can drink it ?????

[legendis.god]

Weklll this was just hypothetical anyway.

Asa confirmed bachelor there will be no such liasons.
But if im ever fortunate enough ill remember these.
Would they work as good in a bus shelter i wonder ??


lol

[joggerjayne]

The wind would blow the candles out.

[dustinmyeye]

lol are you treating the spanish dossers to a romantic night legend?