my bums

[legendis.god]

my bums cold

[rabbitygirl]

not yet it isn't......



Let the wig slip - should sort it.....

[pastafreak]

cover it for ****sakes!!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL!!!

Well if you had a furry bum, it'd keep you warm.

[legendis.god]

Let the wind blow high

pppeeeffferrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[rabbitygirl]

let it blow low - and under the duvet for best effect..

[pastafreak]

thought the air had a yellow tinge again-lol

[babybow]

methinks it needs a good spanking to get the blood into circulation lol

[rabbitygirl]

Yellow pasta? you can blame that on the cat then....

[legendis.god]

thees no pussy under my kilt

btw

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol - poor Caspar. Don't know what colour the air's going to be in here - the animals don't want to go outside because it's too cold. : (

[legendis.god]

wheres old pasty gone �?�?�

[Buenchico]

Oh dear, Leggy. I've just read your post.

What a pity you're not in the UK. If I'm to believe the ads in some phone boxes, there are plenty of young ladies here who offer specialist services related to warming gentlemen's cold bums. (Perhap's 'Miss Whiplash' might have a cousin who works in your area?)

;-)

[pastafreak]

here!!...was just listening to a sick friend. moan.......

[rabbitygirl]

she's gone to open some windows....

[Ice.Maiden]

Perhaps if he just pats his own cheeks he'll get the desired effect.
I reckon you must have a circulatory problem Leggy - it's far too warm over there to get a cold bum!!

[legendis.god]

welllchico how do you kinow im not in the uk ?

[legendis.god]

its more of a numb bum


if that helps?�?�?

[pastafreak]

It's a scottish condition,chris........chronic blue bum from bare bottomed kilt wearing.......

[pastafreak]

"numb bum!!"".......have you raised it off the chair at any time in the last 4 hours???