Oh it hurts doctor

[Lorence]

An elderly lady went to see her doctor......Oh!! doctor I'm in terrible pain please help.......Where does it hurt? asked the doctor......All over doctor all over......Show me where asked the doctor.......Touching her head....here doctor...Touching her neck....and here doctor......Touching her arm......and here doctor....Touching her leg,,,,,and here as well doctor...what's wrong with me?.......Hmmm my dear said the doctor you've Broken Your Finger!!!

[pussy.licker]

LOL u nimrod all you can do is write jokes you have read. you really are sh1t for brains are you not?

[9-lives-DOC]

And they ban me ?????

[PatriciaH]

No need for nastiness on here thankyou PL

[Lorence]

You more stupid wasting your reading them.....Lighten up there's enough misery in the world without sourpuss like you

[pussy.licker]

I know its rediculous. they let all this utter twaddle to remain and ban a boring old fart like yourself. Oh how unfair it is.

[pussy.licker]

Aweeee poor Lorence. You see I didn't actually read it. You can tell from the first sentence its one of your dim witted atempts at telling a stupid joke that lacks humour. LOL u NIMROD.

[A.Guest]

PL - crawl back under your stone - you are a best 'joke' seen on here this year!

[pussy.licker]

LOL guest. You know if you figured out how to structure a sentece b4 u retort then I may take you seriously. Half wit lol

[lovefoolb4u]

I actually laughed at that! Then again, I do find the innocent ones funny. Maybe you go for the ones associated with pussy licking, PL.

[A.Guest]

PL:

and what may I ask is a sentece?

and what may I ask is rediculous?

and what may I ask is atempts?

Touche

[pussy.licker]

Touche?

Oh what would mummy say you not utilising your public school education? You pretentious @rse bandit. I bet you played soggy biscuit EVERY night and came last every time on purpose. Batty boy.

[Cugetit]

Well, it has obviously been posted in the wrong category but at least it is harmless fun, which is more than can be said for a lot of the posts and responses on CB. hth

[Gourmander]

A.Guest is obviously well known around these parts.

[dove]

it made me laugh , i thought it was very funny.

[A.Guest]

What makes you say that Gourmander?

[sir.prize]

A.Guest is better known that you can imagine!

[Cugetit]

Apology for using the thread but ......

how are you, sir. Long time no read. Hope you are keeping well.