why am i with legends mum? its because she,s a dirty wh0re,that takes it every way,and i mean everyway! yeah she,s a feisty little scottish b!tch that i usually pass around to the lads after a couple of drinks,ill tell ya what though when she told me she was pregnant,i nearly had a heart attack as id not had sex with her for over a year as i was f@cking her mother,legs grandmother,anyway a long story short,is he came out ginger i had black hair and the gypsys at the gypsy site all were ginger,you do the maths,yeah steve-legends is just a waste of space,only had sex once in 44 years on accont of his c0cktail sausage sized d!ck,poor thing,althogh he,s a big hit in the gay community as he,s got an @rsehole the size of one of those rubber swimming rings.....yeah i heard he can sit down on a watermelon and make it dissapear!