Lets have a laugh

[cab]

Tell us all the funniest things you've done or stories you've heard etc etc, lets brighten up a cold miserable day.

[eyebrows]

my funny story, is i told a thick soworker that i got my puppy spayed on the weekend, and she said....

"oh yeah, what colour?"

Idiot

[ummmm]

lol @ eyebrows

[Bbbananas]

it's gotta be the button mushroom (kept in a tin) story that was told on here last november-ish-time. Can't remember who told it, but it was hysterical.

[cab]

Ha ha, who has that thread about the green and white striped beach bag was it JJ, it was HIRARIOUS ?

[Sasha-2008]

I almost got knoced down by a train once. I was walking on a train track in Canada and was told that trains did not pass along these lines any more.

I had to run as fast as I could when I heard this train beeping its horn behind me. The only way off the rails was to jump down this hill which lead to the top of a waterfall.

The train slowed down as it passed me and people on there were taking pictures and shaking their heads. lol

the only way back was to climb back up the hill and back along the tracks. My heart was racing, but thinking about it now it was quite funny. :)

[cab]

Dont remember that salla but I think it was probably before I came on here.

[Lore]

I've told it before on here so I'll keep it short.

Basically, a school trip ended up just that! I tripped up whilst bringing up the rear after crossing the road. Grazed my hands and knees... I thought I'd managed to jump up before anyone saw me until a couple of children shouted ...
MISS FELL OVER!!!

:o(

[ummmm]

My son asked me what a pearl necklace was. My cousin told him to ask his science teacher. He got detention...!!!

[legendis.god]

soworker?


is that as in social worker?



is eyebrows the official answerbank chav?

i feel a sensation of being in dewsbury



lmao

[eyebrows]

who sed my burberrys wuz fake? shut up yea! init

[cab]

Im an inocent blond dont get that. Ummmmmmmm

[redcrx]

i thought id done really well keeping Little CRXs xmas presents hidden in the downstairs loo and telling him the loo was out of order for the week before xmas. He never questioned it.

fast forward to xmas eve and little CRX (whos 3) saying he didnt want "farmer" xmas coming into his room when he was sleeping. I asked what he should do with the presents and got told.

he can hide them in the downstairs toilet with all the other ones

[ummmm]

Are you serious cab??????

[pips1]

ummmm I don't get it either!!

[legendis.god]

Well maybe start drinking in darker clubs pips


Maybe one day youll get one.


Lol

[funnygirl]

On my last holiday, sitting in a bar when a mosquito flew down my top.
I promptly ran around the bar, screaming with my top over my head crashing into tables and other people!!!!!

[eyebrows]

thats just mean legend...

she thought i said i goy my puppy SPRAYED? why would i get a puppy sprayed? lol

[cab]

Thanks pip. x
That was funny ...funny x

[ummmm]

I don't know how to put it politely.

It's when a man shoots his load in that area (I wouldn't allow it mind...!!!!)

Thus....you could end up with a pearl necklace.....

Not the kind of thing a 11 year old should ask his teacher.

[legendis.god]

Well m sure with some black spray hair dye and some gold too.
You could make a brown puppy look burberry coloured.

Maybe thats why she thought you meant sprayed?

Or perhaps she thought you were getting it a spray tan like yourself?

Awrriite innit gezzzz wasssup?