What is Helen's weight?

[paulx001]

What is the weight of my colleague Helen? She won't tell us.

[Doolallygirl]

14st9

[sleepyj]

21 stone does she look big ?

[Lakitu]

11 stone 9. Why do you want to know?

[ChuckFickens]

what a strange question!

[Lakitu]

Anf you're surprised at this, Chuckie boy?

[sleepyj]

chuck nothing new then !!

[ummmm]

I think we need more info paul :-)

[ChuckFickens]

no not surprised, but am also curious why paul wants to know.

[sleepyj]

do we win a prize if we guess right ?

[ChuckFickens]

oh is it a competition then :)

I'll go for 9stone 10.

[sleepyj]

but helen wont tell paul so how will know if we are right ..? think paul needs to do some work lol

[Rosetta]

If she wont say, she is probably embarrased by it so I will say 11stone 5lbs.

There again she might think its none of your business.

To check her weight how about taking her over a weigh bridge in your car and then doing the same again without her.
Voila, her weight LOL

[Lakitu]

PMSL Rosie!

[kevo2k7]

Most Helens i know are fat ugly bitches with glasses so im guessing she will be around the 20stone mark with a face like a slapped Ar*se!!

[susan1958]

My ex-sister-in-law was a Helen. And she was quite pretty, but very big boned. She weighed about 11 and a half stone.
;-)

[Lil O'lady]

Only fair that we should know Paul's weight too. Have you made the victim of this online bullying aware yet of your actions Paul, or are you savouring how many others will join in with your drive-by sniping before you tell her? Do you like being that kind of human being?
And does your boss know you're doing this on work time?

[indieanna86]

Don't you know its rude to ask a lady her weight!

[sandmaster]

The answer to all life's questions is 23

[eash]

I thought it was 42 sandmaster?