cbers precautions

[legendis.god]

Cbers recommended precautions to take whilst having sex.

First make sure the doors on the doublelock and the chains on incase the huby / wife comes home while youre havin sex.

Always make sure you call the other half after sex , that way you know where they are and youve got time for a post sex fag before rushing to meet them.



Can anyone think of any other precautions?

[B00]

Wh do most of your posts have an untertone of malice to them?

[markh1972]

sounds like good advice to me

[ummmm]

Yea....just don't do it.....!!!!!!!!!

[markh1972]

noooo thats not good advice

[legendis.god]

Theres no undertone at all.
I thought youd gone off ages ago.


Try laughing its not hard.

[legendis.god]

Dont get upset by anything i post.

Deep down I'm a very ,very shallow person.










lol

[legendis.god]

Sod off knobby.
She wants me to moan at not you.
Go and find gormffy.
UIm not sharing my malicious allegations with you.
Stop trollin me

[markh1972]

i can offer some advise to go with yours legend......always make sure youve got money on your electric meter once when i was having a w??k i had my favourite film in and a copy of big and bouncy i was going like a goodun when suddenly........click!!!.......the electric failed couldnt watch the film and i couldnt see my mag as it was too dark!!!!a right anti climax

[legendis.god]

Also always make sure youve got a spare sim card on payg so u can text the guy/ woman behind your wife / hubbys back on the sly from the toilet.


LOL

[B00]

No need to wonder knobby- the answer's simple- it's because I dont like either of you.

And yes- im aware the feelings mutual from the both of you.

[markh1972]

fighttttttttt

[sn�gged]

Group hug anyone?

[legendis.god]

Ive no feelings at all about you boo.
We're all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be irritating you.
My conscience is clear .




DID THAT HELP �?�

[legendis.god]

snaggy youre hardly my type.

perhaps boo?

im content as i am .

[markh1972]

I dont like that ethel person shes so opinionated!!!

[ummmm]

I'm up for that snagged.....It'll be pretty interesting to say the least....

[legendis.god]

knobby keep your hair on

shes all yours.



not my type