return of the eyeball thread

[legendis.god]

Dunno if ive ever asked this before

but here i go


again

anyone for an eyeball licking?

Have you evr tried it?

[imhotep]

Ooooh I don't know if I like the sound of this.
Do you mean I have to keep my eyelids open while someone licks my eye.
O_o

[Ice.Maiden]

Mwhahaha!! You've got a fixation about this tonight! It's a repulsive idea - but then again...if it was a glass one.....might not be so bad. Then again, it wouldn't give the so-called desired effect, would it?? : (

[legendis.god]

Yes have a tot of rum before you read your barbara cartland

closet.

[pastafreak]

How many drinks are needed to get in the mood????

[dustinmyeye]

i imagine it would be quite an intimate thing to do and you wouldnt just grab someone on the street lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol @ pasta!! Are you considering trying it??!!!

[legendis.god]

yeah imho



its good btw
tho few admit to it

[legendis.god]

How about a mass eyeball lick at grief in da reef?


well?

[pastafreak]

What...like an assembly line?????

[legendis.god]

lol wait till i telll knobby


what happened to the eyeball thread??

[dustinmyeye]

i can just imagine the drunken games now lol

[legendis.god]

we will be in wild west fancy dress tooo


omg



ill be barred from everywhere
lol

[pastafreak]

a 'legend in your own time'

[legendis.god]

my own mind more like



lol

[Barmaid]

I actually posted my answer to this on a different thread. Muppet.

[legendis.god]

yeah barmaid but someone reported it


i think
it was


the others



dah dah dah dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





at least you saw the thread
poor dot nevr

mind you it was only there an hour


lol

[Barmaid]

This is getting silly now Leg. Still, par for the course, I suppose.

btw, my cleaner started today. She is fab. I feel so much more relaxed already. Secretary cancelled the interview and so I need to look for someone else!

[Jan1957]

If you can get someone to cover for 6 months Barmaid while my leg heals, I'll apply. Used to be a legal secretary, and I've had my own pub so qualified for anything.

[Ice.Maiden]

Sorted then barmaid - and Jan'll get better even quicker if you do her one of your steaks!