Dilemma

[Barmaid]

New bloke is due in one hour and 15 mins. Kitchen is a hell hole sh!t tip, I am flustered and ever so slightly pi$$ed, main course is OK, starter is decidely iffey and sweet, I have no idea cos it should have been frozen an hour ago and its still sloppy. (If I hadn't had to deal with 3 phonecalls, it may have been ok!!!)

So my question is, do I rush round for an hour and try and make the best of it, or do I just pour another glass of wine and think "Sod it, he needs to know me as I am"?!!!!!

[zzxxee]

poor a glass of wine call cover your self in chocolate spread hey presto pudding

[kitesurfer]

when u answer the door give him a bj. any mans dream he wont care about anything else

[sqad617]

LOl LOL...say "sod it" he is coming to see YOU and I guarantee that he will not be disappointed.....have a great night.

[Barmaid]

Leggy - I always have a "plan b"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao.

[kitesurfer]

leggt can you skype me please
?

[sn�gged]

I think you've already decided if you're @rsing about on here and he's turning up in a hour ;-)

[sqad617]

leggy.....yes you are right....she was distraught.....is he a nwe bloke Bar?

[Lore]

I'd have a quick shifty round the kitchen, dump the starter in the bin. Enjoy your main course together and see what happens for pudding! ;)

[pastafreak]

Definitely 'sod it'......
if he likes you this way.....then you will impress him even more when you're not so worried...
and if he doesn't....he wasn't worth it

[sara3]

laugh it off.. anyone who knows you would be a fool not to love you xx

[Sachs]

Hi Barmaid!
Awww! You pour yourself another drink & order in or do takeaway! Hope you both have a lovely night xxx

[Barmaid]

Snagged - you know me too well.

Sqad, I wasn't distraught, I was pi$$ed and I was better the next day. Yes, new bloke.

Lore, I think you are probably right!!! I can rustle up something else as pre dinner nibbles (and I mean FOOD peeps!)

[DaisyMae]

Phone for a takeaway.

[Barmaid]

Sara - thank you! x

Sachs - am pouring a large one and then going to have a shower!!!

[kitesurfer]

twaddle

[Rosetta]

Have another glass of wine and order a take away. Serve it in your own dishes and hey presto cordonbleu chef

[sn�gged]

Yep... have another glass of wine... 'after' you've used the 'TT'...

[sqad617]

Just a quick point....what have you chosen to wear?

[Sachs]

I can't believe you decided to do a 3 course meal you mad woman! Iol! xxx