The definition of laziness is......

[Barmaid]

Having a salmon steak in the fridge and deciding you can't be bothered to cook it. Hence salmon tartare for tea tonight.

What's yours? (Definition of laziness, not tea!)

[sn�gged]

I can't even be @rsed to reply...

[Barmaid]

lmao. Been drinking green tea again snagged?!!!!!!

[sn�gged]

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[Barmaid]

^^^^ I can't do 10 stars.

ffs, it's going to be a LONG night!

[Jan1957]

The only decision I have to make today - wine or vodka?

[Barmaid]

Jan - do it my way. I only buy wine, hence no decision required.

[Jan1957]

Was hoping someone will decide for me.

[sn�gged]

Which one is nearest you? Decision made...

[Barmaid]

Or which one will get you pi$$ed quicker?!!!!

Now I am complicating things.

[Jan1957]

Thanks, wine it is then.

[stompe]

Sorry girls thread!!

[sn�gged]

BM... nuke the Salmon... if you can be @rsed to go in the kitchen...

[Barmaid]

Stompe ya knob. Snagged ain't a girl!!!!!!!!!!!

[sn�gged]

Am I not/ Sh!t... back go the stilettos then :-(

[Gormless]

Salmon - about 5 minutes in the microwave. You weren't going to do all that wrap in foil with a curl of chives and bacon fat stuff surely?

Fish = microwave

[Barmaid]

Too late, its marinating in its "tartare stuff" which I did on the phone whilst wailing to a colleague about my case from hell tomorrow. Kevlar knickers for me in the morning (cos my opponent and the Judge are gonna be aiming at my ass!)

[sn�gged]

Not a hard target to hit.. eeeek! :-))

[Barmaid]

No Gormless, i was going to do slap on some lemon juice and butter and bung in the oven. But I couldn't be bothered to do veg with it. Nor turn on the oven, nor remember to put it in (I am renowned for setting the oven timer, but actually forgetting to put the food in). Consequently, raw fish tonight!!!!

[sn�gged]

foil in the microwave? Enjoy the light show...

[Barmaid]

Snagged. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Just because my ass is the size of a barn door, doesn't mean that you could hit it!!!!!!!!