Oh sqad - first of all, thank you for replying. And if it were I who posted something facaetious & acidic - I can assure you I hadn't intended it to be. Sometimes I do get carried away by trying to be funny, yet come across sounding a bit caustic or cutting - If you took it that way - I apologise, I was honestly enjoying your long-running anecdote and didn't mean to offend and that's the god honest truth.
I have been wondering why you haven't posted since then - and have missed your comments - please don't stop because of one silly morning's comments which weren't meant nastily at all.
By all means come to Sunny Flat Bracing Lincolnshire - but I warn you - I'm not very good at flirting face-to-face (unless I'm a bit addled - but it sounds at though I may well be...)
All the best xxx