Roses are Red

[Caribeing]

Roses are red, violets are blue! Add your own Valentines verse!!

[B00]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You make me vomit
I'm off to spew


(I've just made that up, quite proud of it, and the "you" in there, isn't you mary T)

[cazzz1975]

roses are red
violets are blue
Ive got the clap
now you've got it too ;D

[China Doll]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A card on valentines day
is as romantic as Boo!

[Gormless]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm off to Waitrose
How about you?

I imagine you go to Tescos or the Co-op

[Postdog]

roses are red
violets are blue
but daisy doesn't wear knickers.

[mccfluff]

roses are red
violets are blu
where's the loo
cos i need a poo

[stompe]

roses are red
violets are blue
I fancy a Sh@g
How about YOU!

[Gormless]

ONE STAR!!!! OMG what a waste of time this place is. It just reinforces my determination to leave. A mention of vomit got 3 stars. Jolly good job I am leaving.

[fofospearjig]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
most poems rhyme,
but this one doesnt.

[B00]

Maybe Mary isn't a fan of Waitrose gormless?

[DrFilth]

you're back , that was quick



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bombay belly ?

[cazzz1975]

oh unfair ref, 2 stars? I was on par with the others and everso slightly witty :/

[Caribeing]

No Gormless, no Waitrose or Co op where I live, mainly Sainsburys or M/S

[B00]

I vote (not that its a competition) for fofospearjig's, very good!

[Gormless]

I have to say that I prefer the Co-op to Waitrose, but I get a bit upset when people award stars based merely on a supermarket name. I was in the Co-op at lunchtime today and I bought some semi-skilled milk and saw a terrific bum.

[B00]

Was it mine Gormless? I had a choice today, go on the tills or put stock out on the shelves- chose the latter.

[roguetrooper]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
if you spread your legs
ill seal "it" with glue!

[cazzz1975]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im fed up of cabbage
green trolls, grease and you.

[Gormless]

Your bum or your Co-op B00?

I am not a dirty-minded person, I go for the cup of tea every time, but my God there was a bum in the Co-op today that dragged your eyes around the store, and you went down the frozen aisle even if you didn't want to buy any fish fingers.

[B00]

Yep was mine!

wow, it really is my lucky day, im royalty, got a friend and now my backside forces customers down the frozen food section.