People not washing their hands when they go to the bathroom; bad English (those people what don't speak proper could of tried harder, like when they was at school, innit?) eating steak 'well done' (stop ruining good meat, you phillistines!!) These are just some of my pet hates.
1. Men who frequently "adjust" themselves in public
2. White English people who for some reason speak in a Jamaican accent
3. Nose pickers
4. People who eat with their mouth open
people on buses who insist on having their music loud and "tinny" for everybody to have to endure, again on buses, those who put their feet up on seats and treat the bus as a sofa!
Men who persist, even at the age of 50, in farting then putting their woman's head under the covers. It is not and has never been and never will be funny and does not impress any woman worth her salt.
Bertie and I just got back from our walk by the lake and I could not believe my eyes! A tesco trolley, a wooden pallet, an egg box, a panty liner and no less than about 500 empty beer cans littered the banks of this one-time beauty spot.
For the love of Christ - Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy????
1.Upper class people who still have a sense of entitelment.
2. Bitchy women who live to make themselves feel better by having a go at plainer women.
3.Vegetarians who preach at me whilst wearing leather shoes.
Anyone who whistles
People who-when they exit an escalator,elevator, or doorway-stop and block the way for the other 15 people behind them
When 3 people take up the whole width of a pathway
Spitting
1 Rude, ignorant people - even more so if their JOB is to be helpful
2 Young women who dress like tarts (cropped tops, skinny hipster jeans etc) showing off all of their virtually non existent underwear. A thong poking out of the top of your jeans is a fashion DISASTER not a fashion statement.
3 People who invade my personal space in queues. Back off.
And today's little gem:-
4 Mothers who are too busy yacking and allow their offspring to run into the road in front of my (extremely slowly travelling) car and then scream obscenities, when I stop without hitting said child. WTF?!