Annoying Habits of Co-workers

[eash]

The guy sitting behind me has just made himself a cup of tea and is slurping each mouthful then making a grunting noise once he has swallowed! So annoying! Any annoying habits of your co-workers you wish to share?

[rinkins]

I think I've done my fair share of moaning about noisy eaters and co-workers bad habits on here already!

[rinkins]

I do sympathise eash, it gets me in a rage!

[icemaiden]

Yes, Not working! I sit opposite the boss's daughter and she does NOTHING!
And earns more than me....and I do everything!

Rant over...for now.

[mrs_overall]

I sometimes help out one of my brothers with the family funeral business. One of the bearers has the habit of doing lavish, raised leg farts, and he thinks he is being hysterically funny.

[lorri24601]

Cant stand people chomping loudly on chewing gum :-( trivial i know,but i hate it lol

[Stephen_G]

Hi. eash. I'd like to share, if I may.

I used to sit about 30 feet away from a guy who talked so loudly on the phone (I think he just liked the sound of his own voice) that all the Engineers and Draughtsmen used to take the pee. He'd "mmm-hmm" and "uh-huh" to people on the other end and one of the guys behind me used to copy him just as loudly. It would end up with a chorus of The Pink Panther theme being sung by about five different people, just using "mmm-hmm"

If he knew what we were doing he never said anything.

[Postdog]

The guy who sits next to me at work sometimes is a constant sniffer. I like the bloke, but sometimes I feel like decking him for not blowing his nose.

[4getmenot]

jiggling their legs under desk so above the desk they look like they are doing something else!!

[funnygirl]

My colleague who sits opposite me takes ages to eat her lunch. Even by the time I'm going home she still has not finished.

Even now she is shovelling a spoonful in her gob every 10 minutes!!!!

[ChuckFickens]

You might have pulled there then zac ;)

[andy-hughes]

Having worked in offices for thirty-five years, I have learned the Z|en art of screening out annoyances, because they can make your life a total misery at work.

A lovely young lady who sits a few feet away talks with the 'mornic interogative' on the phone - ending every sentence by raising her voice as though a statement is a question?

That doesn't bother me at all, and no-one nearer annoys me in the slightest, so I am very lucky.

[eash]

Sounds like he has finished his tea now as it has gone all quiet! lol

[rinkins]

You should swing round and give him a good glare when he is slurping eash!

[mrs_overall]

pmsl Zacs!!!!!

[sqad617]

zac

"unfortunately she's got the painters in. "

WHAT!!!! all of them!!!!!!

[craft1948]

I used to work in the international division of a large company - I dealt with Australia so no language problems but the guy opposite dealt with France and Germany and every time he spoke to the customers he spoke english but as in 'Allo Allo' - it was really embarrassing!!

[redcrx]

the 2 that share my office are awful.

one will stand up, announce hes off to the loo and then drop his trousers and pants before shufflng off to the lavatory.

[sqad617]

craft LOL LOL...had he got a small moustache?