Motivation

[Barmaid]

Does anyone else lack motivation? I work jolly hard all week and then get a day off and I just can't be bothered to do anything. I have my whole family coming on Sunday and I really ought to deal with the piles of paperwork in my kitchen, but I cannot find the will to start lugging them up two flights of stairs. Any suggestions as to where to find my lost motivation? No good asking me when I last had it, I can't remember!!!!

[ummmm]

Speed....!!!!

[Barmaid]

lmao at the pair of you!

To add insult to injury, I just dropped a whole pot of dressmaker's pins down the sofa whilst I was mending the OH's dressing gown. Anyone got a magnet?!!!!!

[ummmm]

Oh that made me laugh BM. That's just the kind of thing I would do..!!!

[TWR]

I work with a person that has Challenging Behaviour, He has sod all to look forward to ,Would you like to change places with him?

[Barmaid]

I am the new domestic goddess Leg I'll have you know!

You don't realise how many dressmaker's pins there are in one little pot until you have to start picking the ******* up.

[DrFilth]

if you are single why worry

my mate used to keep his motorbike in his living room


you would be surprised how many people asked could they sit on it

when the family come round stick some pink floyd on and nip to the local kfc for a family bucket and chill out


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ps when i get a win on the lotto i am having french patio doors and the beast is coming in the house so it will not have to be chained up in the garage

[Barmaid]

OK point taken TWR.

It was just a light hearted moan, that's all.

[logic]

Don't worry about it,
I've been like that for twenty years,
and I still can't be arzed.

[Barmaid]

I think I want to be a man........

[Barmaid]

No! I already have "seating issues" - ie 9 people coming and only 8 chairs!!! Not quite sure how I managed to overlook that particular bit of detail.

[mccfluff]

i lack total motivation when it comes to clearing up at home! i have tomorrow off anf i'm determined at the moment that i will spend the day cleaning............

betcha it doesn't happen!

[DrFilth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqu5HVYBxxA&fea ture=related

legend pay your own fine mate


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there is always room for two ?

[DrFilth]

Barmaid do you want to hire a nice bike for the night ?


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seats two ?

[Barmaid]

lmao macfluff. I am EXACTLY the same!

Dr Filth, that looked like fun. My OH won't take me on the back of his. Rotten sod.

[Barmaid]

Just had a thought. Remember the saying "find a pin, pick it up, all the day, have good luck"? Well I just picked up about 500 of the little sods. Will I be REALLY lucky today do you think?

[DrFilth]

buy a euro lotto ticket


today's the day



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then you can get two kfc buckets on sunday ?

[Barmaid]

If I win the Euro Lottery, we are going somewhere REALLY expensive for lunch and the house can go to hell.