What do girls go for?

[georgit79]

So come on girls, what do you go for in a guy? I can honestly say that after chopping and changing my mind so many times over the last ten years, now I really don't have a type. Anything goes! Except bad breath, bad teeth and long fingernails!

[georgit79]

Cidermonkey just reminded me- add tattoos to my list as a no-no. Yuk!

[BuggsBird]

Dark hair, any colour eyes, great body, tattoos, facial stubble, sense of humour, playful, thoughtful, noisy, romantic, confident, smart, funny and argumentative (like to be kept on my toes!) Pretty much my bf except he's quite fair with blue eyes! x

[Octavius]

Nice to hear that so many of you young lovelies out there would go for ME.

Cheers, I am flattered.

[OBonio]

Grey a la umm... didn't know Fran was grey.  Nowhere near as grey as Robson (but will be when I'm his age I suspect).  Pretty much go faster stripes down the sides of my noggin.

[FP]

Archbishop, so you're the man of my dreams!

[mully]

 I haven't got a particular type but i do prefer my men to have a good personality,good sense of humour nice physiqe- not too skinny not too big, nice eyes, nice smile ,nice teeth.

 kind but then again not too nicey nice a little bit rough and ready  round the sides- and last but not least - be good in bed  not too much to ask is it ?!   x

[nutter?]

Dark hair, brown eyes, 5' 10", must be manly, definately don't want a wimp. small well placed tattoo ok, not sure about facial hair, could possibly negotiate on that one. Earrings, umm, as long as they don't get tangled up with mine, could get in the way of a good snog, the best foreplay ever I think. Highly intelligent of course, to match my own excellent mind. Must have a great sense of humour to put up with me and keep me in my place. Thoughtful and sensitive but strong, someone who doesn't fall over when I lean on him!  If I close my eyes I can just imagine him now....., Oh... hang on is that a wife and three children I can see in the background!

[sweetheart]

He has to have a bit of a stuble, sooo sexy!! He has to be someone who can not only make me smile, but cheer me up when i'm not smiling. That's all really!!

[el duerino]

ARE WOMEN HARD TO PLEASE???

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors,with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor:

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor:

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor:

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting. But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor:

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be waiting us further on!". So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor:

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f * cking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

 

thanks for disproving that one ladies

[BUNNY]

I've thought of another no-no.A pierced nipple would have me running fast in the opposite direction!Another positive is a man who can have a good laugh at himself.My ex quite happily sat letting me drunkenly put lippy and powder on his face in front of all his rugby mates and spent the rest of the night looking like a comedy clown.He didnt bat an eyelid.I loved him for that!

[Lindy Loo]

el duerino, I'm not that hard to please!! I would have tried the third floor...A man that helps with housework....bliss!!

[FP]

Enjoyed your posting El Duerino.  Today my only requirement would be for someone who enjoyed doing heaps of ironing!!!!! 

[el duerino]

just for today? so whimsical . . .

[FP]

Something I left off my spec.  A guy really has to be a deep thinker and very intelligent and capable of a good reasoned argument!  I like a man who keeps me on my toes - and mine has for the past thirty plus years!

[TomFeltonHot]

tom felton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!