Dinner minus teeth...

[NoMercy]

Well, in spite of her missing teeth, Nan was determined to have a good night. So....we set off for El Quijote, in the hope of a good evening. Upon arrival, we we ordered a bottle of wine, which didn't prove too difficult for Nan to sup. But, when the waiter showed us to our table and prepared to take our order, that's when the trouble really began............

[Fleezy]

wtf????

[No,Knowledge]

she found her teeeffffff in the bolognese?

[NoMercy]

Have you not heard? Half the world is looking for my Nan's teeth !!!

[Fleezy]

Nomercy why dont you just go to the dentist and ask them for a new pair but to ........................make it snappy!

[crazycathy2]

as loads of other people offered her their teeth????

[Leggendisgod]

hi no merc


mmwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[NoMercy]

Nan glanced down the menu, and realised that almost every dish required a certain degree of mastication. With her teeth God know's where, this was gonna prove difficult....

[Ice.Maiden]

Bleeurrghhhh...false teeth! Please, NM - NOOOOOoooo!!!
Rofl.

[NoMercy]

Hi Leg - you haven't seen a set of dentures, have you? ;-)

[imhotep]

I guess a well done steak is off the menu then!!?
Lol

[No,Knowledge]

couldn't you chew it for her?

[knobbynonut5]

What the cud?

[NoMercy]

Well - as we were tucking into the calamari and meatballs, Nan raised her spoon of minestrone soup to her lips, and muttered the words, "You greedy f***ckers !"

Never did get over her Tourettes............

[Ice.Maiden]

Stop it noknow!! I have a vivid imagination!!!
Lol @ Imhotep!

[imhotep]

Lol at NoMercy.......

Taking me bloomin' ages to chew this well done steak.
Nah,it's no good! I'll use it as an insole for my shoe...

[NoMercy]

The waiter was shocked at Nan's outburst, but buried his head diplomatically as he cleared the plates. Meanwhile, Nan necked more wine............

[Fleezy]

Who the fock are you calling sleazy nomercy? You dirty scrubber!

[NoMercy]

As the glasses emptied, Nan began flailing her arms and demanding more. The waiter duly obliged. Jose, the owner, approached the table, laden with plates, and proceeded to lay our main courses in front of us. We all gasped at the gastronomic masterpieces - such visions to behold. Except Nan.....who could not believe what she had been served.............

[Fleezy]

Jeesus,are you copy and pasting a novel to read to us as a bedtime treat?

[MWB]

WHAT?

What had she been served?

LMAO, Nom.