AB ed - Spoilsport!

[flanker]

Why was the thread about the donkey removed - that was by far the funniest thread I have ever seen on this site?

 

 

[flanker]

The question mark should, of course, be after 'removed'.

[natalie_1982]

And eye opening :)

[georgit79]

I know- I still want to know what a Houdini and a Dirty Vegas is, since I went to lunch and probably missed the answer!

[Donkey]

you did miss the answers im afraid georgeit but i may post them again if your read them quick

[georgit79]

I'm waiting!

[georgit79]

...I'm going to be disgusted but I'm still waiting

[Donkey]

The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.

[Donkey]

Dirty Sanchez A time honoured event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her a*shole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin **** moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez

[Donkey]

do you think i will be banned now !! AB ED she made me do it....

[natalie_1982]

Aren't they just class?

[natalie_1982]

It was Dirty Sanchez not Vegas! But I'm sure you're able to adapt them how you like.

[georgit79]

Excuse me whilst I try to laugh and write at the same time...how glad am I that nobody has tried either of those on me yet!?

[georgit79]

I put Dirty Vegas...ha! Now I'm laughing even more..

[natalie_1982]

I nearly wet myself, I don't want a tache or a punch in the head oand I maintain Donkey, that I would be a more violent than amazed or shocked.

[Donkey]

i can understand why you would be violent natalie, but i think its one of those situations you just cant predict your reaction till your in the situation

[cardboard]

I tried a dirty sanchez on a girl once. I thought it went well until she turned round and had what appeared to be a piece of sweetcorn stuck in her nostril

[natalie_1982]

I'm making a pretty educated guess.

[georgit79]

ok cardboard that's disgusting. DEESGUSTING! Why? Why? Why oh why?

[Bangkok]

No idea if it hijackers or for real, but it made me snort shiraz through my nose

[georgit79]

'shocked and amazed'. substitute this for 'newly single' after she promptly dumps you!