.. when the sailing's done & I don't want to join the Posers(!) - and all I want to do is get rat-@rsed & people-watch on deck - I like to try & guess what the boat owners are like according to what they name their boat.
My favourite sqad this last weekend was one called 'Phimosis'. Do you think it was named by a Urologist or a retired Surgeon?!! I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that.... what an odd name. They might as well have just signpainted "Tight Foreskin" on the side of the yacht. It made me titter so it did.