the lazy cow

[joggerjayne]

... stops for coffee.

What jobs could you not do?

For me ... chiropodist!

I love pretty feet ... but ...

I couldn't spend all day sorting out people with minging feet.

Yuck !!!!!

[B00]

Dentist.

looking at often 'orrible teeth- leaves me cold at the thought.

[Daniela36]

Hi Jayne.
I agree with you about other peoples feet.........yeuch!!

[joggerjayne]

BOO ... yes ... nasty

[devilspawn]

Gynaecologist........

[funnygirl]

I agree with you there Jayne, People feet yuk!

In fact I don't think I could be a masseuse!!! The thought of rubbing somebody's body turns my stomach.

[ELVIS68]

Any 9-5 job

[joggerjayne]

funnygirl ...

You just know that you'd get all the fat, pasty blokes with hairy backs ...

... shudder !

[joggerjayne]

I could massage this guy's back ...

http://www.reboundtohealth.ca/massage-pics/pic _research.jpg

[Daniela36]

OK.

Bye then.
:-(

[joggerjayne]

Hi Dani ...

... and ... bye?

J x

[Bbbananas]

I wouldn't want to be one of those therapists who do colonic irrigation. It would fair put me off my lunch.

[bigmamma]

Couldn't be :-
Chiropodist
Anything to do with eyes
Plumber
Dustman person
Window cleaner

[yogi.bear]

Hi JJ and all xx

Same as BOO......Dentist.......manky smelly breath and rottin' teeth...no thanks!!

Have a certain respect for my dentist for that, as she can't always see people with nashers like Tom Cruise or Keira Knightly, eh?!

( footnote: My dentist is such a babe!.......i have to think of Dot Cotton or the like........and where do you put your hands?!!!!)

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[joggerjayne]

yogi ...

I've never been worried about where I should put my hands when I'm at the dentist.

Now ... I'll be thinking about it all the time I'm in the chair.

[funnygirl]

Mamma, why eyes???

Yes Jayne that is a lovely hunk to massage!!!

[joggerjayne]

They have "dangerous" sex scenes, vibe ?

Is that when they take place in ... say ... a butcher's shop?

[yogi.bear]

JJ......My dentist tilts you right back so recliner flat but at an angle down so you're well exposed........voluptious nurse there lickin' her lips and using her suction instrument....it's torture! ....you need self control and willpower......and different for blokes, believe me.....sorry about you now thinking what to do with your hands, whilst in the chair....clasp 'em together may be best!!
xxx

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[joggerjayne]

yogi ...

You have to clasp them, otherwise they keep flopping off the sides of the chair ...

... unless you trap them between your thighs



When men are in hairdressers, with those gowns over them, I always think that they will be secretly playing with the front of their trousers.

[yogi.bear]

Lol@JJ xxx

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