Best and worst.........chat-up lines

[devilspawn]

What are the best or worst you have heard or used.

Mine was when this chap I was (reluctantly) dancing with uttered the immortal lines "Do you come here often?"..... we were at a wedding...................

[sn�gs]

''How dya like your eggs done?''

''unfertilized... now p1ss orf!''

[redcrx]

a guy once thought he could impress me by telling me his mates played for Brighton and Hove Albion.

[4getmenot]

give zac a chance red

[logic]

Well why would you be impressed by that, REDCRX.

[mccfluff]

best
would you like to come and see my collection of frozen fish

[sn�gs]

zac.. you think I'm devil?

I thought devil was craft...

[devilspawn]

I thought snags was craft.........I saw it in a thread

[sn�gs]

I thought you were mrs_o...

[redcrx]

another one said to my friend and i in a village pub in middle of nowhere

"ooh ladies, you smell lovely" (this was a very old bloke and his mate) "we dont cos we been fishing all day, aint we. come and sit with us"

My mates reply "so we smell nicer than dead carp?"

we then hit the voddy lol

[McMouse]

It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.

[sn�gs]

''I thought snags was craft.........I saw it in a thread''

I'd like to see that... cut'n'paste?

[carrot99]

snags is just crafty!

[McMouse]

Or,

You're ugly but you intrigue me

[carrot99]

see I told you "cut and paste"...

[sn�gs]

Hello carrot... got any more 'haiku' for me today?

[carrot99]

I loved yours and was quite pleased with mine too.