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[reknaw]

I recently paid for sex with a prostitue, after having been quoted the not unreasonable price of �50 for the 'full works'. Imagine my dismay when once we got down to it, she wouldnt let me do her up the bonus tunnel. Surely if I've paid for the use of her body, I can do whatever I want. Bet she wouldnt have complained if Id just wanted to sniff her armpit for 20 minutes. And she wouldnt give me my money back. Does anyone agree with this, or am I being too harsh? And do you know where I can find a more open-minded lady of the night?