A woman is given a hospital tour. She looks in a room & sees a man masterbating "Thats awful" she says to the Doctor. He explains that the man has a incurable condition. His testicles fill with semen so fast he has to do it at least 5 times a day or he will be in awful pain. "Poor man" says the woman. In the next room a nurse is giving a man oral sex. "Explain that?" she says to the Doctor, The Doctor says"Same condition but he's with BUPA"